Nobody dies anymore.
but
Nobody procreates anymore.
I will not


TrueComment2 months ago
Immortality is a truly harsh idea, even with immortal friends.

MLGLoopHoles8 years ago
JUSTIN BIEBER 4 EVER?!?!?! OH HELL NO!

Flaming-grimdark-potat4 years ago
Just throw him in a volcano or launch him into space. He can't die, but he can't be annoying anymore
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Rebellion5988 years ago
But that means we have to live and put up with the same assholes we're dealing with now but for an eternity. No thanks.

BobDobbs7 years ago
Yeah, it doesn't say anything about everyone staying healthy. Given infinity, this'll eventually be a planet of people that are practically vegetables. Then a planet"s worth of people floating through the void of space. Forever.

Ben Michael Bentley11 years ago
death is sad but necessary. as hard as it is it to admit living forever would just be depressing.your body would slowly deteriorate and nothing would be the same as when you grew up.youd end up depressed and no way to end it considering no one can die

slhammer2 years ago
that"s when everybody is immortal when the people your friends withe are always alive it"s awesome
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MorganKrause7 years ago
no evolution

Miss Marshmello8 years ago
What if after a while (when old) you could become a baby again ? And live life all over again but never die you just keep growing over and over again

DrInconsiderate7 years ago
You wouldn't really enjoy anything as much. As nothing will be a once a lifetime experience.

joshjones3608 years ago
Sex for days

Burnt_Python_588 years ago
The thing about immortality it's not about living forever it's living with yourself forever

robbazviking 218 years ago
no accidental children for the win it say's no procreation meaning no making kids but sex is just fine because it involves it for fun so #loophole

menasay8 years ago
Well, I guess all the sex you want without condoms so... WIN.

Hyltran3 years ago
Trust me you still want to use a condom.

rebeldevil10 years ago
Push this button and you get to watch the slow extinction of the human race.

BlayneDyar6 years ago
Well that prevents the others problem of over population but eventually we’d still find other ways to regret that decision

jake bruin8 years ago
then basically the world wont get over crowded HECK YEA

chris38 years ago
Hitler still alive

Rainbowleap8 years ago
I wanna fuck people, I ain't presdin dat button

Little C8 years ago
Well you could fuck, just not create children.

MorganKrause7 years ago
if no one can die that means that the human body will never deteriorate

TédioAbsoluto2 years ago
dude this would be insane but like 8 billion immortal people, shit would go wild, adoption would go out of business and there will be no one more to adopt, resourches? i mean we dont need to kill to survive anymore, neither anything, so what we would do? p...[Show full comment]

drew23199 years ago
Do you realize how powerful this would make the forces of evil? Imagine things people do to those weaker then them...torture, endless torture...

Sharky The Little Shark8 years ago
Oh hell no!

Victoria Katherine Giroir11 years ago
keep these stupid fuckers on planet forever? let's not.

JoeJackelen6 years ago
Imagine a world where Trump is immortal, or any despot cannot be killed...

MegaZorddragg7 years ago
If nobody died they would be like wolverine

LuigisMansionMaster98 years ago
We would end up driving each other mad. Who WOULDNT want to end up being in a giant fight between nations?

GATIN8 years ago
no one dies at that war ...

skyhoop948 years ago
K worlds full anyway

Zachary La Terra8 years ago
Thats means hitlers back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

super_lord1239 years ago
Oh my days... Let me make this clear, there wouldn't be any overpopulation because nobody procreates, meaning make babies, anymore. And there wild be no extinction because nobody dies.

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
Immortality is bad.

demon_overlord10008 years ago
Then the world will end in FIRE

George Paraskevas11 years ago
Pointless... people need to die so overpopulation does't occur (not that I think death is good, I think that it is saddening) you dumb shit.

dankmemes1017 years ago
They switched the upside and the downside again

GATIN8 years ago
oh that is goo-.............oh god what have i done?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One8 years ago
I have to live with the same judgmental assholes forever? I hate humanity, but fuck that.

TheZaner9 years ago
i never want to not die you would get board of life i dont know why some people want to be imortal its stupid and then you make other people suffer imortality

LaatDovahkiin6 years ago
I find this as a good thing no one will die and no one can overpopulat the Earth more ppl can work..

Sharky The Little Shark8 years ago
YEAAAAAH!!!(agk voice)

Daniel Micheal Gurling11 years ago
i cant bare the thought of death and loosing people is too hard so immortality for all

sdho20038 years ago
Life would get boring if no children were born.

Wolf1237 years ago
If nobody died there"d be no room on earth lol.

BobDobbs7 years ago
With no procreation, the population would never change.

Lostfeather2377 years ago
That's stupid, some people need to die

Otaku_Matt 8 years ago
It woulf be cool and science would get 20 times farther because scientist don't have to restart

CoolDude3420008 years ago
But then new generations wouldn't be born who could have great ideas...

Pepperonutti8 years ago
Ummmmmmm...

tipoima9 years ago
Upside? Make 7 billion people suffer from eternity of NOTHING is evil

Corez_Buttonz3 years ago
If nobody died the world would get so popular that humans wouldn’t even get their own personal space. And would you like being 1000000 years old?

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum11 years ago
I regret saying id push the button...not because I might want kids in the future, but because there are ppl id want to c dead.

ZacIsDaMan6 years ago
There is also a planet that rains glass sideways due too winds of 300000 miles a second

GATIN8 years ago
only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

RedVexeD7 years ago
No thanks. You never said we didn't age.... Or get sick. Besides, if there were no kids, I"d be out of work...

Chara_the_Demon8 years ago
Death is too... important... to destroy with a silly button. :)

HOUSEMD78 years ago
I meant not to press
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