Will You Press The Button?

Auggy 2 years ago

its a downside cause eggplant emojis are used for something else 🍆💦 so just picture a guy oiled up and avoid that Mission solved but I ain't clicking

Blobtastic 9 years ago

🍆 eggplant is a veggie so it would taste like bacon so this question just FAILED

UglyMarker 2 years ago

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Tina Brown 13 years ago

If A=B and B=C, then A=C. All vegetables AND bacon would taste like boiled eggplant. Lose lose scenario.

CoolAwesomeSylvester 5 years ago

youre a loser and nobody lieks you.

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losingluke 8 years ago

i hate bacon though, i like broccoli, i"m weird

Swshine321 9 years ago

So i can be healthy for something i.. Like?

MCRISLIFE 10 years ago

I'm a vegetarian soooo

Peopod101 10 years ago

Dude. Just never eat actual bacon anymore!

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

don't eat bacon duh

Memyselfi93 11 years ago

Easy. Just eat veggies. Be healthy. Win win

Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago

If you ever crave bacon...just eat vegetables, don't eat actual bacon if you want the taste of bacon.

Grant Jones 13 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? Veggies taste like bacon meaning you can eat all you want, get as slim as you want and still love bacon, and you wouldnt even need to eat bacon anyway because the vegetables taste like it?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Yea, but all vegetables taste like bacon, and eggplant is a vegetable, so eggplant tastes like bacon, so bacon tastes like bacon.

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Jenny Golder 13 years ago

It's still healthier so parents will nag you to eat your vegetables and you won't mind.

BawbRaws 9 years ago

Not much of a downside here. Heck, there"s NO downside, because then there"s no reason to eat something so delicious and unhealthy at the same time.

IMayHavePressedIt 11 years ago

Just don't eat Bacon and start chowin down on you'r veggies

beau 11 years ago

Then, don't eat fucking bacon

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez 13 years ago

That much more incentive to eat healthy! hell yeah!

AColdGuy 5 years ago

"Vegetables taste like bacon"... Uh, but I like tomatoes.

xtreme-outside 5 years ago

tomatoes are fruit your lucky

Airbus A380 11 years ago

Don't need actual bacon anymore

roboduck3336 11 years ago

but you would get sick of bacon eventually and vegtables taste fine anyways you would then not want vegtabls cause they taste of bacon and your sick of bacon so yeah BE HAPPY CAUSE BACON IS BACON!

silversniper99 11 years ago

i dont eat bacon

mpgami 10 years ago

just start eating vegetables. that way you're healthy AND it all tastes like bacon

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shane_mccollum 9 years ago

Is this a 1st level feat for a vegan?

Synister 11 years ago

Downside?

CoolCommander 10 years ago

Then i would not eat bacon simple

VaswStr 12 years ago

If all vegetables taste like bacon then its a win

Aeroon 11 years ago

does it taste bad?

juun81 11 years ago

I like the taste of vegetables...

Diego Ramirez Rodriguez 13 years ago

Finally I will eat healthier

ninjabot 5 years ago

If you press this you are not okay

ggabbyy 11 years ago

then u r eating eggplant....

Dori_Is_Magic 9 years ago

But, if vegetables taste like bacon but bacon tastes like boiled eggplant, vegetables would taste that too, no win-win here. Besides, WHAT"S WRONG WITH VEGETABLES"???!!

DanHowellWannaBe 11 years ago

I hate bacon

HufflepuffDork 8 years ago

I mean, I"d be way healthier than I am currently.

Sammipajammie 11 years ago

I don't eat bacon

Ristall8 10 years ago

I HATE BACON! sue me

TandyB1001 11 years ago

No downside cause vegetables are good for u and now you can just eat that and get bacon taste

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

if a tastes like b and b tastes like c then a tastes like c.

Tim Jacobsen 11 years ago

this is like fucing death for anyone who does not like bacon. luckily I do

chickenlord 10 years ago

I HATE BACON

Alison Wong 12 years ago

I would be eating healthy and not have to eat yucky stuff! :)

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Its a paradox. If A tastes like B, and B tastes like C, then A tastes like C, Which would then Make A taste like B, and so on. It is a never ending cycle of paradoxes on this website.

J3uurm 11 years ago

Not a paradox, just the transitive property. Did you pass geometry?

janetteamalia 10 years ago

win win, vegetables are healthy and they taste like something un healthy, and you don't want to eat the unhealthy thing cause it tastes like shit.

Joshua Martin 13 years ago

This isn't even a dilema. just eat vegetables

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

I hate bacon L+ratio

COOKIEMON 11 years ago

Vegetables are less expensive and easier to cook anyways.

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xtreme-outside 5 years ago

me who doesnt like bacon or eggplant: *big sigh*

MasterBaiter 11 years ago

i Would never ever eat bacon again and more vegetables.. My mum would be happy

AmazingAllieIsNotOnFire 11 years ago

The choice is obvious. There is no downside

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