Me as god: *makes someone’s life suck* “ha that’s for eating my Chinese food that clearly had my name in it”
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Jonny6399 years ago
If I’m god I can just make a new body that’s even better
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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
If I'm god I can do everything, including bringing mortal body back to life.
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Hetalia_Kingo9 years ago
There"s no downside to this
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Panifex9 years ago
Error 404: downside not found
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krazykittkatsrule500010 years ago
pokemon will live a gain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Plasmaace10 years ago
I can make my self then nothing bad and POKEMON
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ratboy18110 years ago
If I was an omnipotent being what would I need a physical body for?
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EPICTYGUY12311 years ago
Guys, who cares what someone else beliefs? It is impossible for everyone to be right. Your belief isnt right by default and no finding pieces of a fucking cross doesnt prove anything.
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Kris Binkley13 years ago
If you stopped to think for two seconds, you would have realized that "god" can do anything, so if you want your mortal body back? I think you can do the math.
MrEffect8 years ago
I see this is from long ago but eh my personal thought. Are we going for the christian, jewish, muslim all powerful god? Or gods like zeus, odin, ra ext? Because the "all powerful" god could do just about everything but zeus could charge my phone?
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DavidLyf10 years ago
THAT is not a downside. being in charge of everything forever, on the other hand....
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GuiltyA11 years ago
just be floating plasma
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kidsheldon10 years ago
Step 1: Recreate mortal body
Step 2: Do anything else
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Joynu Mustapha13 years ago
the wish to be god is false
Rob Anybody11 years ago
Wanna elaborate on that?
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Mailcs065 years ago
I recreate my body. Or at least create an avatar of myself.
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The Wise Rabbit11 years ago
I Finally leave this mortal bunny
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ttddoogg11 years ago
1. i don't want to be immortal
2. i don't believe in god
3. i wanna be able to interact with other living things
4. i like being human
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YarethGaming9 years ago
YEAH IF IM GOD I CAN SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY U KNOW AND REVIVE THE DO U NO DA WAE MEME
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Billy shore11 years ago
If I have to be able and the time and the first and the time and the first and the time and the first hand in a good for a few weeks and the time and the first and the time and I have to be a good for a great day of this email address or any questions are ...[Show full comment]
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MegaAeroforce110 years ago
I will fix the mistakes Yahweh made.
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asdfgawc112 years ago
good point
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nukechicken9 years ago
Im not CRISTION im Wicca so its not called God to me its called a god
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Superdude12345611 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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AlyceMae 10 years ago
Madoka Kaname
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Arah Asad13 years ago
I accidentally clicked the button without reading, THIS MUST BE DESTINY
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nikita112111 years ago
Harry Potter will be real WOOOH
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DJ Duck10 years ago
Off course my mortal body dies am a god I'll be chilling with zues in heaven
DJ Duck10 years ago
And throwing gold in the foutin of young or youth am bad at spelling
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Hima Anglo13 years ago
Uhm, for all you people thinking you can become god, stop for two seconds.
One, since no signs of god existing was ever proven, maybe you needed your mortal body if you were powerless. If it dies, you're donezo.
Second, no signs of an afterlife exist, so, ...[Show full comment]
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Cornelius_McMuffin5 years ago
Yes.
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LupinOurLord11 years ago
God doesn't exist simple as that
Kittenlover1018 years ago
@HunterVasek- Are you trying to be a fucking idiot?
Eh... My bodies not that great with the double chin and the muffin tops
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122pinkiepie11 years ago
how could I die
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Ruby_Slippers11 years ago
Rematerialise into an eternal hot body. With wings and shit --> Fix climate change. --> Stop pollution. --> Make Donald Trump give up being a politician. -->give the people I hate a severe case of dance-mania for a few hours. Or more. Muhahaha
Rob Anybody11 years ago
Finally a person who punishes people in a fun way rather than just kill them.
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TheBurguerMan2 years ago
So a god?
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WBGrock11 years ago
Let my mortal body stay dead, i will create a New Immoral body. (multiple sets of genitalia... check)
ttddoogg11 years ago
yay! now u can lose ur virginity twice! good for you! lol
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