Will You Press The Button?

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The secret of longevity.

WingDingGaster 9 years ago

Go back ten yrs lol

David Matranga 13 years ago

What about my basically all alone now? What happens to my basically all alone now?

Greedoshotfirst 5 years ago

You would exit your all alone now to train then reenter your all alone then

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Drag0nz15 10 years ago

I've learned how be able to live forever and that I could also kill myself if I wanted to

Thoughtful_dilema 2 years ago

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh ye it is its as simple as finding a tall building a rope a car and a garage a gun or numerous other relatively painless ways to go

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KlayKopter 8 years ago

I'll head off to a city, use all my secrets, tips, tricks and skills to become the most well-known and beloved person on the planet. Problem solved.

McrEmoPerson 9 years ago

Im always alone *rapidly presses button*

RGPZ 8 years ago

I want to be alone

andre313 9 years ago

You use those skills to time travel back to where you left off

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

Make myself younger would be a universal secret then and since you used your instead of you"re I guess I have a piece of paper that literally says ""being all alone now""

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

Learn secrets for making friends. :P

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

then my life will be just like links except 3 years longer lol

KhairulAnwarRoblox 10 years ago

Learn secrets to make people your friends, duh

PIG_IN_A_TIN 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Veroz 11 years ago

Doesn't matters. Now I can riding my life as I want.

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

y am i all alone dont tell me my entair family are made of jely like come on y am i all alone?!

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

Make new friends

Stefan Hollan 13 years ago

*you are

Dididadiva 10 years ago

NOOOOOOO IM STILL YOUNG

Kalicrimson 11 years ago

Trick on how not to be lonely...Go on The internet.

JacobCassidy22 10 years ago

If you're all alone then what is there to do with all of that

PIG_IN_A_TIN 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

X-Calibur 4 years ago

you"re

Thinking 11 years ago

Never gonna be alone

Maxy988 9 years ago

I'm skill enough to go back 10 years

Fangheart 11 years ago

FOR SCIENCE!!!

NightmareBlue 9 years ago

mentaly or phisacly???

Jbird 11 years ago

I love being alone. So there's no downside for me

seashaw 10 years ago

I am alone. The world which shook at my feet... and the trees... and the sky have gone. And I am alone now. Alone. - T-Rex, Doctor Who Episode: Deep Breath

TDBanimefan 11 years ago

If I have universal secrets, it is possible that I can bring back my loved ones.

PIG_IN_A_TIN 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

AndrewGajdek 8 years ago

if you know universal secrets and tricks then use one to make you irresistible on eharmony

Timelypat 9 years ago

Can someone explain to me this poem of a dilemma?

spyboy2334 11 years ago

True dat to Brenna

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

y am i all alone dont tell me my entair family are made of jely like come on y am i all alone?!

Elqueteviola 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Jason Xu 13 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't share it with anyone else.

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Happens in lots if movies and in real life.

realjacksepticeye 3 years ago

dass jus calld gettin hig

bobthth 10 years ago

i need real downsides in these circumstances

PIG_IN_A_TIN 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

3Spook5Me 11 years ago

*You're

fommy0 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

TardisImpala221B 9 years ago

10 years? Am I selling my soul? Or what?

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago

Yes. That is what we do here statefarm, you give us your soul, we give a press of the button. However, a true MLG sells other people"s souls.

Red1007 9 years ago

So im 22 and BASICALLY all alone, 2 plans. 1. repopulate 2. If i have universal secrets and all WHY CANT I JUST FIND EVERYBODY ELSE?!

cooljazer5 11 years ago

if your alone that means no family

Tricky 10 years ago

Only if I wanted to take down some governments for the great good, then being alone would be an upside

KingFruit 11 years ago

Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" or "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."

PIG_IN_A_TIN 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

FlyingLJC 2 years ago

操你妈

I_LIKE_TOAST 8 years ago

All alone? Did I learn to fly to Mars? "Yes,sir" Ahh, That"s why I'm suffocating.

Eldagusto 10 years ago

Sages and hermits have lost more years for less. I'm assuming they are really really cool tricks, which I can use to aid people.

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

If time passed ten years then everything (INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS COUGH COUGH) aged ten years, so you"re not really alone

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