Will You Press The Button?

DystopianResident 9 years ago

I already cured every disease, became a god, died 13 times, gained the ability to fly, have an IQ of alternating 1 and 199, able to turn invisible, and gained approximately 78 trillion dollars. This button is just an addition to my list.

Enel 4 years ago

The fuck…?

yurio 9 years ago

Lol lets fuck our rivals

ErdoS 10 years ago

AIDS is curable now. so.

ItsSener 8 years ago

No its fucking not

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memandylov 10 years ago

Ummm... That's willful endangerment and will put you in jail, but I mean, I guess you could also fuck every guy in prison whenever you want too so sure go ahead

lion617 11 years ago

time to be deapool

HeyHeyHey2000 11 years ago

Ewwww luckily idk what aids are and I don't want sex

Ezralia 8 years ago

How can you not know what aids is?

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Julio Cesar Gilgorri 13 years ago

Looks like the world's most beautiful women are getting AIDS, guys

amudeauss 9 years ago

Face, meet palm.

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GangsternauwL 10 years ago

But what... listen; what if I carry aids with me, but I don't suffer from it. Let others suffer from it, haul me Satan

TheWaywardWobbuffet 10 years ago

Aids is like a hot potato. Pass it around until everyone feels the burn.

dashagenkin 9 years ago

Im eleven! jesus.

SiewHoiSoo 9 years ago

I will press the button when aids is finally curable

Eagles 10 years ago

I want to find the 32% who pressed this button, and make THEM press some buttons...

c-block 10 years ago

Just, like do it anyway and don't tell your partners

JaredNukeMlg 11 years ago

So Charlie Sheen

Winchester 14 11 years ago

Wow didnt expect that but sooooo true

ZeusOmega11 11 years ago

worth it

Kai17 12 years ago

I'll have sex with a fictional character with the power to remove my aids when I stick my dick in her.

PantherLily623 10 years ago

I suddenly wanna become a fictional character with the power to remove you aids ;D

Samuel Renville 13 years ago

DOesn't matter, had sex.

poopyguy43 9 years ago

Bang bang bang

Audrey Lynnie Myers 13 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON

SeabassJames 8 years ago

It"s annoying how clicking the empty space around the button counts as pressing the button.

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mr.moon&times;101 10 years ago

Im only 10 ...................... Still presed the butt in hehe No what it means: (

Destractoid 11 years ago

I don't want hearing aids (can't use headphones) and really don't care about sex so no

Metallicat (The Loophole Finder) 11 years ago

AIDS is a sickness, it means you are stupid, basically.

JL1776 8 years ago

.... I’m ace

Joepat1 9 years ago

oh, whoops i thought it meant the question was aids. (i did NOT press that button, srsly u guys ur dumb if u press this)

fedren 11 years ago

69 did not, Lol.

Metallicat (The Loophole Finder) 11 years ago

Bang the guy who is immune to AIDS to get the immunity, and I just clicked a button to read people's thoughts to know if they had the immunity or not ...the immunity would be genetically transferred to me!

Metallicat (The Loophole Finder) 11 years ago

#Loophole

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago

No. Easy answer. You get AIDS, you DIE. VERY SOON. so, no. (Also, it goes against the Bible.)

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