Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom598 years ago

would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo3 years ago

Fuck yeah

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JeezBeez8 years ago

come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay8 years ago

Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345128 years ago

What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter8 years ago

Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

Oli_BTW4 years ago

K i am signing right now.

Gerias7 years ago

Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW4 years ago

emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

Dante Shiranui11 years ago

Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine7 years ago

Ikr

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Octomations6 years ago

This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

ArKade478 years ago

END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Drake70118 years ago

Use training: kill ninja

ProXelaetoR8 years ago

Sooooo... More training?

Mdancer03189 years ago

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ThomasHooten6 years ago

I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

the117doctor6 years ago

With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

mein-fuhrer6 years ago

The life of a negro

GlutNy6 years ago

dude no. just. no

phamster176 years ago

i would assasinate the assasin

vert3436 years ago

Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit7 years ago

If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

OnePunch7 years ago

With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy6 years ago

And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat157 years ago

I hope the training was worth it

JamesJay7 years ago

I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

James Neville11 years ago

sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user2 years ago

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Zlaw607 years ago

Hell yeah

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GlutNy6 years ago

Hunger Games AND a hitman after me? i see no downside to this

Owen jack8 years ago

After that camp ima probably get fat again and idk eat

Everythingsucksnotreally2 years ago

...Can I become Spider-cat in the training?

Teamgrumpycat6 years ago

Get body gurads, problem sovled

Kittycatmax068 years ago

So if i know that i,ll just call the cops to make sure he can gard me. Right?

Le boi8 years ago

Well you better use that training wisely mudda fucka

Young Guappo11 years ago

Doesnt Matter at all unless they send the assassin before the training but after or during halfway the training the assassin will be like fighting a bunny as a tiger

Onyxx7 years ago

Let the games begin.

Greenjac0029 years ago

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bigdill10008 years ago

Attempt

DoomfallMustang4 years ago

So basically be James Bond?

HowlAlpha8 years ago

Try me bitch

TheREALbooperdooper8 years ago

Well if I'm paid to become a bad ass pay someone to kill the killer or I could have some fun and kick some ass

SatanicPsycho6666 years ago

Honey it’s that time of the month again

LolGurl123458 years ago

Like hunger games with Snow and the thingys he sends at 'em.

Zacattac7 years ago

once every month hide in bunker that has so many traps that even you only barely make it with a map

Firewarrior12179 years ago

I'M F*CKING KOROSENSEI OR KASUMA SENSEI GOOD F*CKING LUCK

minimite168 years ago

Well once I have done the intensive combat, survival, and weapons training I am good to go. The government is pretty much testing me

Scrubling277 years ago

It doesnt say the govt employee makes it here, or that they ever succeed

sodeep10 years ago

as long as I know the exact date, which I do, its fine

DisplayedName3 months ago

I'm probably gonna die during training, and even if I survive, I'm probably gonna die again

Dry Pussy Cleaner8 years ago

The comment section is all like 'I can totally beat that assassin'. The shits probably can't even do a press up. The training will kill them before the government could.

Thomas Koenders11 years ago

Buying all the guns: Take a M60E4, An RiotShield, A Full Body Mech Suit...

9u4ck3rs3 years ago

Use ur 10 mill to buy a good security system

hello123212321028 years ago

buy a kick ass home security system

feministsRgay9 years ago

FUCK YEA

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