You'll be the most desired person in the world
but
You can't have sex
I will not


what is gender what is sexuality8 years ago
Ha ha suck it #asexual

Moinalast year
YEAH
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Fri8 years ago
*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GangsternauwL7 years ago
Say that to my non-existing dıck
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LanxceRz8 years ago
No sex? Does cuddling is COUNTED as Sex? :3

GangsternauwL7 years ago
If cuddling was related to sex i would"ve been raped so many times
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Duplicitous_Dirk8 years ago
Depends on what one defines as "sex".

Kappador7 years ago
@PussySlayer69 Dat name
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RKO8 years ago
I'm asexual

xXTROLLERXx8 years ago
who many doctor who fans??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Scarlet The Fox7 years ago
nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...[Show full comment]

Alphonse8 years ago
I have made life better for myself because I will only adopt kids.

ClareWhite8 years ago
I'm asexual so...

Gengu6 years ago
oOBlakeOo How and why did you write his full name. Nice facts to man
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Nacas8 years ago
No upside... Can you just imagine how TERRIBLE it would be ? With tons of stupid and hysteric 'groupies' ?

Moinalast year
The upside is only for asexuals
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HappySocks998 years ago
I'm not going to get married so...

William Whitfield11 years ago
But i can do everything else

Brooklynn Rond11 years ago
*presses the button* could care less

Franco Barra11 years ago
Oral sex. Handjob. Etcetera

Raine.katt8 years ago
Oral //sex//

Pickles 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

natemiles136 years ago
No one said anything about foreplay!

RKO8 years ago
Trololololololol

stuffymcstuffins9 years ago
Than what's the use?!

dwarf7 years ago
LUL NOPE

UndertaleLyfe8 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE.

ThatrandomGuy47 years ago
ha all non-asexual people go suck it, oh wait I forgot you can't

Snowfrost9188 years ago
I didnt want to in the first place......................

Wenastardesxd2 months ago
*laughs on asexual*

PowerPikachu8 years ago
Criminal mode activated! (Me: Hey, come to my house. Girl: Okay, sweetie!. *Gets to house, and pulls out knife* Good bye.)

oliver25118 years ago
I hate sex lol

LordAbadon6 years ago
define "sex"

Lionblaze8 years ago
So my normal life except desired? *presses button*

Theocelotlover (YouTube)9 years ago
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FuckFemanism8 years ago
Den wits the point

Cobalt1910 years ago
Oh well their loss

Ninjagaming2217 years ago
*smashes button frantically*

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
I don't press buttons that mention sexual intercourse

TLotR8 years ago
Time to #Netflixandchill #ohwait #JustNetflix #Suckit

Corbett Gray8 years ago
0_0

Ladysonic9 years ago
Doesn't mean you can't do other things

Human-number3055 years ago
This is the ultimate troll.

Randomystick9 years ago
Masturbs

JapanOtaku17 years ago
Even taking about it makes me uncomfortable... 😣I"d rather adopt

adler8 years ago
then whats the point tbh

ijustwannamakedilemmas7 years ago
Anal and oral isn't sex.

horrible person8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOØOO

Noob4Ever89 8 years ago
Agreed

JJDHR7 days ago
色色是第一生产力!

Shawn Torres11 years ago
i gotta have my sex

SumFagola8 years ago
Monster Musume anyone?

imavirginnn3 years ago
asexual, bitch

tyer12458 years ago
I can live with it

gridds6 years ago
adoption

Booda8 years ago
Perfect.

thatwaseasy9 years ago
Noooo!

TittieTittieGangBang10 years ago
"Oral sex. Handjob. Etcetera" Oral sex. The clue's in the name.

frenchan7 years ago
Become famous, and really, I don't want sex anyway.
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