When you die, you go to heaven
but
You can't fap
I will not


Maerin4 months ago
I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram7 years ago
I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot6 years ago
Me neither.
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Grutzma8 years ago
This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev6 years ago
No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping
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CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
Ya I don't fap.

Tricky7 years ago
How old are you again?

Onion Kiwi8 years ago
Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

BambieTheButtonSlapper7 years ago
Win win for the girls.

pdog3147 years ago
God is real

Fekisa8 months ago
If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
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pdog3147 years ago
I am girl so ha

Tricky7 years ago
Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate
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Chris Can Fly11 years ago
Good thing Im Atheist √

okigarcia20057 years ago
thats not a good thing
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Trailman056 years ago
The upside is actually true

Vonpoop6 years ago
What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX5 years ago
Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me
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Familybuziness6 years ago
I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne7 years ago
I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX5 years ago
Technically yes

oOBlakeOo7 years ago
I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi6 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande7 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd7 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B7 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi6 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog7 years ago
Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1278 years ago
I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons8 years ago
Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso8 years ago
Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym8 years ago
god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1018 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army8 years ago
NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette8 years ago
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08058 years ago
Whats fap 😰

Mghanem56 8 years ago
It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker11 years ago
Other people Fap you

Emeraldking5 years ago
Woe das gud
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Jacob Durst11 years ago
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr7 years ago
*FAP*
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Angel Eyler11 years ago
not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails7 years ago
well, dur dur
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MilesTails7 years ago
I don't masturbate anymore ;/

TheQuestionIsWillYOU8 years ago
Heaven doesn't exist.

DiesesAlpaka8 years ago
heaven is the most boring thing I can imagine. I mean you're immortal what means you will be in heaven FOREVER and beside that there are no 72 virgins you're souls just floating in permanent calmness

StephH7 years ago
still worth it.

ParcodeKid3 years ago
If I'm an atheist, does it just teleport me like a few kilometers up and I fall or what

TheCameronMaster4648 years ago
where is the downside?

LAMP₩8 years ago
Donderpants I salute you

MastermindOfTrouble4 years ago
Jokes on Heaven I never fap

CommanderLuna8 years ago
To quote Billy Joel "I'd rather [fap] with the sinners than cry with the saints!"

Wren20007 years ago
We all go to heaven.... if your a good person. 😆

Night Raider8 years ago
*cough* atheist *cough*

ScottySireFan136 years ago
Wtf is faping? Does everyone know what this is and I’m just dumb or like are there other ppl out there who are very lost rn? 😂

jaidenslayer8 years ago
Yup good thing I'm atheist

saykosenpai287 years ago
I'm ready to kill myself

oldnotweak9 years ago
nah... fuck that

phoenix158 years ago
Can't live without fapping.

Someguyoutofnowhere8 years ago
I'm not religious but I don't fap anyway

ZaneFlare10 years ago
i'm apathetic

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
This button doesn't have a period at the end of the second sentence. and I don't even know what that word means

SirFapAlot8 years ago
Read My Name SirFapAlot what do u think i do

MarbleStarry8 years ago
But you can have sex instead :p

Shanley Faye C Solar11 years ago
im a girl

Khush154 years ago
It doesnt mean you can't fuck the angels
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