If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.
NiftyChibi6 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.
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liamjgrande7 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself
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Francoisomenerd7 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways
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SherlockH-221B7 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol
NiftyChibi6 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.
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tacodog7 years ago
Whoever made this is weird :(
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Claritygirl1278 years ago
I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.
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DoctorLemons8 years ago
Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.
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tanakaisawso8 years ago
Ha I'm a girl win win
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castawaycym8 years ago
god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this :
hail the flying spaghetti monster!
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.
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Rosy08058 years ago
Whats fap 😰
Mghanem56 8 years ago
It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements
heaven is the most boring thing I can imagine. I mean you're immortal what means you will be in heaven FOREVER and beside that there are no 72 virgins you're souls just floating in permanent calmness
StephH7 years ago
still worth it.
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ParcodeKid3 years ago
If I'm an atheist, does it just teleport me like a few kilometers up and I fall or what
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TheCameronMaster4648 years ago
where is the downside?
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LAMP₩8 years ago
Donderpants I salute you
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MastermindOfTrouble4 years ago
Jokes on Heaven I never fap
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CommanderLuna8 years ago
To quote Billy Joel "I'd rather [fap] with the sinners than cry with the saints!"
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Wren20007 years ago
We all go to heaven.... if your a good person. 😆
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Night Raider8 years ago
*cough* atheist *cough*
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ScottySireFan136 years ago
Wtf is faping? Does everyone know what this is and I’m just dumb or like are there other ppl out there who are very lost rn? 😂
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jaidenslayer8 years ago
Yup good thing I'm atheist
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saykosenpai287 years ago
I'm ready to kill myself
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oldnotweak9 years ago
nah... fuck that
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phoenix158 years ago
Can't live without fapping.
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Someguyoutofnowhere8 years ago
I'm not religious but I don't fap anyway
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ZaneFlare10 years ago
i'm apathetic
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TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
This button doesn't have a period at the end of the second sentence. and I don't even know what that word means
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