56563 (62%) 33941 (38%)
56563 (62%) people have pressed this button, while 33941 (38%) did not.
When you die, you go to heaven
but
You can't fap
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Maerin4 months ago
I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram7 years ago
I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot6 years ago
Me neither.
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Grutzma8 years ago
This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev6 years ago
No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping
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CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
Ya I don't fap.

Tricky7 years ago
How old are you again?

Onion Kiwi8 years ago
Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

BambieTheButtonSlapper7 years ago
Win win for the girls.

pdog3148 years ago
God is real

Fekisa9 months ago
If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.
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pdog3148 years ago
I am girl so ha

Tricky7 years ago
Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate
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Chris Can Fly11 years ago
Good thing Im Atheist √

okigarcia20057 years ago
thats not a good thing
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Trailman056 years ago
The upside is actually true

Vonpoop6 years ago
What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX5 years ago
Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me
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Familybuziness6 years ago
I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne7 years ago
I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX5 years ago
Technically yes

oOBlakeOo7 years ago
I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi6 years ago
Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande7 years ago
I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd7 years ago
dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B7 years ago
Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi6 years ago
Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog7 years ago
Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1278 years ago
I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons8 years ago
Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso8 years ago
Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym8 years ago
god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1018 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army8 years ago
NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette8 years ago
Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08058 years ago
Whats fap 😰

Mghanem56 8 years ago
It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker11 years ago
Other people Fap you

Emeraldking5 years ago
Woe das gud
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Jacob Durst11 years ago
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr7 years ago
*FAP*
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Angel Eyler11 years ago
not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails7 years ago
well, dur dur
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alolguy6 years ago
Just make love all the way anyway if you cant practice

johnny gat that sort of right guy8 years ago
what flap mean u fly still live normal life but go to heaven

macropenis7 years ago
Not worth it

RavenXBeastBoy9 years ago
V IKR IM 10

Ace MacCoy9 years ago
Isn't that the point?

AIRSummer2 years ago
me, who"s asexual: i see this as an absolute win!

Hawks17108 years ago
wats fap

LunarMoone6 years ago
Nah, he’ll sounds fun

Blaze___Lord___8 years ago
lololol we shouldn't do that anyways

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
It gets overpopulated because nobody dies there so I don’t want to be in an overpopulated mess

Lapis Lazuli8 years ago
the heck is heaven and what is this "fap"?

DaNerdTront7 years ago
Time to kill myself

MilesTails7 years ago
But you will still never fap...

CommonSenseFoReal8 years ago
Good thing i have a girlfriend.

Anonymas ninja8 years ago
Iam.jew soooooo fuck god

Chris Villacorta11 years ago
Not fap? Fuck you god!!!

Donderpants9 years ago
So guaranteed entry into a place that's supposed to be perfect for all of eternity? I might consider it.

Celia Ace8 years ago
I can't fap actually.

LAMP₩8 years ago
How

MajZore5 years ago
Im atheist, so NO

TheSlimGod8 years ago
Heck no not worth it. ill just go there legitly

hshugosalvador2 years ago
WHY DID PEOPLE VOTED YES HELP

seemsgreat8 years ago
Why fap when you can reproduce

Uhoh6 years ago
Loophole, rename fap and rename suffer to fap.
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