You get to marry anyone
but
You'll lose both eyes and get a transplant so you and your significant other share eyesballs.
I will not


Maharid17 days ago
There are some really crazy loon out there.

Snowfrost9188 years ago
NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi5 years ago
We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?
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Pipesacrificer4 years ago
I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast2 years ago
Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

Sammyboi20038 years ago
Sex would be very weird

sinien6 years ago
If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop6 years ago
Naruto is da best

mangojaguar04086 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz6 years ago
What if I marry two people?

The Howling Wolf6 years ago
I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf6 years ago
NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage
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BenjR3287 years ago
wth

TheFakeBryanGiha8 years ago
Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi5 years ago
Joke?

Mackdady35678 years ago
I know fates be damned

Kyle Freeman11 years ago
and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez6 years ago
So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each
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RoyalTenderiser8 years ago
LOL

Kyle Freeman11 years ago
haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love11 years ago
I rather be blind

GabyTheBoss7 years ago
That"s creepy

mr.whatface8 years ago
Upside? Sorry, I'm just not a marrying kinda person.

Steffen Beermann11 years ago
freaky

kiyan123458 years ago
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DasJoosh7 years ago
SHUT. THEFUCK. UP.

Killianglenney5 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JelloGoat20028 years ago
What did I just read

Gavin8 years ago
Umm well yes cause someone has donated them so it should be rude not to take them

pow90098 years ago
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DasJoosh7 years ago
GO HANG YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF CRAP.

Eden Parks11 years ago
I feel like this is a subplot in most CLAMP manga so....

a girl8 years ago
Eyesballs? LOL DO YOU EVEN SPELL BIATCH??

GreysonVint7 years ago
Get to have an excuse to wear an eyepatch

Deany2 years ago
Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

Hg_lover 8 years ago
Oh my god no!

Dogerium8 years ago
wtf is this question

Minegamer3008 years ago
I'll look cool with 2 different eye balls

Jennyfer López11 years ago
get to marry anyone anyways

Kittenlover1017 years ago
So is it like the three girls that kill people and share one eye?

Elinoss8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh7 years ago
I will throw you out a fucking window. SHUT UP!!!!!!

hecate_nightwood8 years ago
I COULD MARRY MISHA COLLINS!!!

the swagamer8 years ago
hell naah bruuh

Banipa God8 years ago
cute :P

Bv98 years ago
Kia satanic

iOxym6 years ago
Don't you get to marry anyone anyway

Thundia 8 years ago
"eyesballs"

Mr.Havokk9 years ago
hahahah eye patches! we'd be pirates!

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
thats very disturbig also im getting glasses ads everywhere

DasJoosh7 years ago
Eyesballs.

ScottishCookielast year
*marries Alice cutely* HAH NOW I HAVE ONE GREEN EYE SUCKAS

RIKITY8 years ago
They divorced...

Dogerium8 years ago
wtf is this question

BlueGiraffe8 years ago
Well, this isn't even that bad.

Kai-wolf6 years ago
That means you can’t see the person

Jarebare8 years ago
Hell no

SammySavage7 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago
You could marry... SHUT UP!

Rice Cake Man8 years ago
So strange.
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