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24453 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 62544 (72%) did not.
You get to marry anyone
but
You'll lose both eyes and get a transplant so you and your significant other share eyesballs.
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Maharidlast month
There are some really crazy loon out there.

Snowfrost9188 years ago
NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi5 years ago
We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?
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Pipesacrificer4 years ago
I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast2 years ago
Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

Sammyboi20038 years ago
Sex would be very weird

sinien6 years ago
If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop6 years ago
Naruto is da best

mangojaguar04086 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz6 years ago
What if I marry two people?

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf6 years ago
NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage
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BenjR3287 years ago
wth

TheFakeBryanGiha8 years ago
Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi5 years ago
Joke?

Mackdady35678 years ago
I know fates be damned

Kyle Freeman11 years ago
and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez6 years ago
So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each
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RoyalTenderiser8 years ago
LOL

Kyle Freeman11 years ago
haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love11 years ago
I rather be blind

Thundia 8 years ago
"eyesballs"

Mr.Havokk9 years ago
hahahah eye patches! we'd be pirates!

iOxym6 years ago
Don't you get to marry anyone anyway

DasJoosh7 years ago
Eyesballs.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
thats very disturbig also im getting glasses ads everywhere

RIKITY8 years ago
They divorced...

Dogerium8 years ago
wtf is this question

ScottishCookielast year
*marries Alice cutely* HAH NOW I HAVE ONE GREEN EYE SUCKAS

BlueGiraffe9 years ago
Well, this isn't even that bad.

Kai-wolf6 years ago
That means you can’t see the person

Jarebare8 years ago
Hell no

Rice Cake Man8 years ago
So strange.

SammySavage7 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago
You could marry... SHUT UP!

eno3 years ago
RINNAGAN

thememescout8 years ago
So I can know when he cheats or something.

DerpyDoesDerp8 years ago
Wait, is it like i see out of her eyes or we both have 1 eye each? either way seems nice

Snivy49028 years ago
I bet someone did this 'cause it didn't say that it couldn't be a fictional charater.

javelotJorum 9 years ago
But then my sight would be asymmetrical...

sans111i7 years ago
Anime eyes!!!

SWAG_MUDKIP8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh7 years ago
Do you have a knife? Yes? Good. Now, place the sharp side on your wrist, press, and pull towards your elbow. Repeat on other arm.

AmazingSuperDan 8 years ago
What are eyesballs?! Seriously the typos in these questions.

Kelly_Girl8 years ago
jmanthedestroyer 1 month ago | Likes: 0 Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh7 years ago
So you DON'T value your own life, correct? Cuz you"re about to lose it.

Thirdsecretoptionlast year
Romantic

WorldsHealer8 years ago
Mmmh.. Noup.. Let the destiny handle this.. THERE'S NO DESTINY!!! DDDD: Maybe.. 😇

MountainBorn286 years ago
I imeadiatly thought of Percy Jackson, Anyone els?

rumpleam4938 years ago
u even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty........[Show full comment]

undertale love8 years ago
No way nope

TerkBazerk8 years ago
I need my gad namn eyes

Alpako7 years ago
i cannot see a downside to this other than going to the bathroom

panconsal8 years ago
whaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeheeellllllll duuuuuude

Frosterboi33 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHAINMAIL8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh7 years ago
SERIOUSLY. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Coolbutcruelnickdoop6 years ago
Grossssssss

pheonix8 years ago
Where's the science!! What happened to science and grammar!?

Pynkerjynx9 years ago
bound with someone + same eyes....No.

c0rcra8 years ago
An eye for an eye, a hand for a hand.
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