Will You Press The Button?

ScottishCookielast year

*smashes button, kills self*

Veryveryvertical2 years ago

I would just kill myself

ThePaulDude2 years ago

My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

that one guy who says first every time8 years ago

so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta6 years ago

You did not say first, your name lies too us.

MANJUEGAZOSNT2 years ago

Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

rapp2377 years ago

its called suicide folks

Bts_Lps_Suga7 years ago

Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Migdin17 years ago

I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker7 years ago

ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Nick Mallas11 years ago

So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort29833 years ago

I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION

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Coltrane1127 years ago

Comit suicide

TobyDaPug7 years ago

Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior17 years ago

Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl077 years ago

I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon8 years ago

Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune14237 years ago

Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx8 years ago

Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam8 years ago

a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig8 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes1017 years ago

It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.

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Michael Raybourn11 years ago

pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock17386 years ago

Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...

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jfb13378 years ago

Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans11 years ago

so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1last year

I FOUND MY PEOPLE!

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Joshua Afianto11 years ago

Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter212127 years ago

No well lest I think it"s not

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Daniel TheRaven11 years ago

Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver7 years ago

serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me

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The Boeing Kid7 years ago

Simple solution...suicide

Gabba9 years ago

Fabulous Giraffe speaks the thruth

EvanCarnell6 years ago

Gits cancer killed self

Drewmazing8 years ago

Kills self hell yeah

Meinaru Tsiiryu11 years ago

way to add a little supernatural to the day

235x02 days ago

I don't want heaven i want to be reincarnated in another universe.

WakkaRexo7 years ago

Isn't that what it was like before Jesus and stuff according to the Bible poor people are first and rich are last.

Patchett07108 years ago

Won't change anything for me

e36 years ago

suiside

WBGrock8 years ago

So... More of the same... But i get to go to heaven. sign me up.

peter-pepar2 years ago

*clicks butten* do anyone have a gun?

Stink_Birb7 years ago

No downside, already got that

Pika Girl8 years ago

The downside wouldn't change anything in my life. My heaven would be full of anime and vocaloid!

Trixie3 years ago

So I get free heaven control and no downside? *hits button so hard it breaks*

MidnightTheFox118018 years ago

What a paradox!

DeltaRune14237 years ago

Actually, it"s not. In life, you are suffering, but in death, when you go to heaven, you can do basically anything you want with no one that will judge you. Unless you make it that way.

asdflol9 years ago

suicide now: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... millons of years of da happines

Broerbrent7 years ago

Sounds like my life with a long happy ending

Skiboy3348 years ago

Lifetime of sadness for an eternity of whatever you want. I'd do that.

Toastmonger19964 years ago

Pretty easy way to skip to heaven

ThemButtonsTho10 years ago

just kill yourself after like a week to confirm the button is true

KubGirl147 years ago

My life already stinks, so an eternity of happiness sounds nice.

XxLunaXx 8 years ago

It's already happening anyway

KanishkLase6 years ago

kill yourself [if you pushed the button] [no bullying]

Lily Howard8 years ago

So I will be super and happy and always get what I want but I can't be happy and my life is crap? Those two just cancel each other out

Kris Willemsen11 years ago

*Commits Suicide*

Maze-runner1177 years ago

If I can do whatever I want then I"d chill in heaven for a while. You know do whatever I want to. Then I"d find the richest family in the US and make the wife pregnant with me as the child. Then once that life ended I"d do it again only this time I"d go to...[Show full comment]

Sentrack8 years ago

I just have to commit suicide

Catchris8 years ago

I'm to young to die

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