Will You Press The Button?

ScottishCookielast year

*smashes button, kills self*

Veryveryvertical2 years ago

I would just kill myself

ThePaulDude2 years ago

My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

that one guy who says first every time8 years ago

so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta6 years ago

You did not say first, your name lies too us.

MANJUEGAZOSNT2 years ago

Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

rapp2377 years ago

its called suicide folks

Bts_Lps_Suga7 years ago

Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Migdin17 years ago

I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker7 years ago

ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Nick Mallas11 years ago

So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort29833 years ago

I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION

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Coltrane1127 years ago

Comit suicide

TobyDaPug7 years ago

Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior17 years ago

Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl077 years ago

I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon8 years ago

Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune14237 years ago

Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx8 years ago

Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam8 years ago

a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig8 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes1017 years ago

It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.

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Michael Raybourn11 years ago

pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock17386 years ago

Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...

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jfb13378 years ago

Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans11 years ago

so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1last year

I FOUND MY PEOPLE!

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Joshua Afianto11 years ago

Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter212127 years ago

No well lest I think it"s not

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Daniel TheRaven11 years ago

Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver7 years ago

serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me

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KubGirl147 years ago

My life already stinks, so an eternity of happiness sounds nice.

XxLunaXx 8 years ago

It's already happening anyway

Broerbrent7 years ago

Sounds like my life with a long happy ending

Skiboy3348 years ago

Lifetime of sadness for an eternity of whatever you want. I'd do that.

Toastmonger19964 years ago

Pretty easy way to skip to heaven

ThemButtonsTho10 years ago

just kill yourself after like a week to confirm the button is true

Catchris9 years ago

I'm to young to die

KanishkLase6 years ago

kill yourself [if you pushed the button] [no bullying]

Lily Howard8 years ago

So I will be super and happy and always get what I want but I can't be happy and my life is crap? Those two just cancel each other out

Kris Willemsen11 years ago

*Commits Suicide*

Maze-runner1177 years ago

If I can do whatever I want then I"d chill in heaven for a while. You know do whatever I want to. Then I"d find the richest family in the US and make the wife pregnant with me as the child. Then once that life ended I"d do it again only this time I"d go to...[Show full comment]

Sentrack8 years ago

I just have to commit suicide

Bangmytoe6 years ago

already got it that way, but instead of just being gone, something good would happen

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

*bookmarks question and presses button when 80*

Thatgamer7 years ago

Suicide never looked so sweet

Ronnoc5278 years ago

Commot Suicide become a god. Wanna get laid by a model you design that is better than any human to exist naturaly at sex.

gagedude898 years ago

you can just kill yourself, than make heaven pick up from where you commited suicide and make it as if you never did and make your life have whatever you want