You've been diagnosed with stage 3 Cancer (non-surgical). But you can survive more than a few years with chemo therapy.
but
You live in America, and by the first year of treatment, you're completely broke. You've list your house, are in immense debt, and, while still alive, have nothing to your name.
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boi11 days ago
Person who made this. You little fucker! You made a shit of piece with your trash cancer button. It’s fucking bad this trash dilemma. I will become back my money! I hope you will in your next time a cow, on a trash farm, you sucker!

Tomis The Wise9 years ago
404, upside not found

PixleBOOM6 years ago
Exactly
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NightShade177 years ago
I just love the feeking of large tumors and horrible diseases coursing through my body, and now I'm the poorest person in the US who has cancer too, man I am sooooooooo lucky.

awsome_nuub8 years ago
Whoever made this obviously didnt get the point of this website

Amanda Sapienzo11 years ago
There are literally no upsides to this, why would anyone even press the button?

Hyltranlast year
People ho have less than a few years to live would press this.
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ComicSansBones8 years ago
i rather die on a toilet than this shit

Matt1ha6 years ago
You just made my day
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Seftowefto9996 years ago
No upsides

Virgil6 years ago
There is no upside because this is reality for a large portion of people and they too have no upsides

Weirdo_artist6 years ago
Woah...

dono_kcbr9 years ago
This is so stupid

Timelypat7 years ago
I'm not gonna press a button to get cancer

Rowly7 years ago
Upside? A few years of poverty and suffering? What is the point?

uncleltr7 years ago
I don't think the creator knows how this works...

P77 years ago
Y, da 11417 ppl mad o wat!

I find all the loopholes7 years ago
Why did 11196 people press the button?!

pdharr8 years ago
i see nothing good is that the maker of this dillemma's sense of humor

EpicCreeper1278 years ago
I get cancer AND i'm broke?!?! NO!! ju- just no!

OriginalNate468 years ago
"Yay,I have cancer now and I have to pay for chemotherapy!"

SneezingIdiot8 years ago
Just what we all wanted

Cameron Halstead11 years ago
i'll have to start cooking meth

Jonathan Kip Winger11 years ago
Why would anyone press the button

Tom Bombadil9 years ago
No upside. How did this even get approved?

MouseGirl2 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley11 years ago
What is the up-side to this..?

Chameleon6873 years ago
Do you realize how much 3 years of chemotherapy would suck? The only science backing it is that they inject poisons into you and they hopefully kill the cancer before it kills you
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Tyler Newman11 years ago
I would have to rename myself Walter White first

Marcus Pennington11 years ago
uhm... what? there is no upside to this at all...

Jennyfer López11 years ago
Die either way, but at least without pressing the button I'd die with my dignity!

Icode17 years ago
upsides none found

WhoTheHellAmI?9 years ago
UHHH... Upside?

hudson8 years ago
you mean my life but with cancer and no money (i am saying i live in america)

SpiceandSugar6 years ago
...y"know if I don't press that button, I don't get cancer...

Aidan T.8 years ago
where the fuck is the upside

NoButtonOk2 years ago
If I don't press the button, I won't be diagnosed with cancer

katsumi276 years ago
Lol. Chemo kills you anyway and makes other tumors grow.

katsumi276 years ago
It’s true. It’s in the research. Chemo does kill some cancer, but it causes others to grow.
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Stitcher8 years ago
Wtf why is this good? Hown is cancer the upside? This one is terrible who are the 20% that pressed the button???

BrutalDeathDecisions7 years ago
Whoever pressed the button is just suicidal or deppressed

Pingurules7 years ago
This site isn't "Would you rather".

shemurr8 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Temnai8 years ago
Only upside I can find is if you already have stage 3 cancer and are going to die sooner than that. IDK, best I could come up with.

Luigi Sacupayo Rivera11 years ago
Should I add the fact that you were previously a Chemistry teacher, but found out that with your extensive knowledge of science, could practice meth cookery perfectly?

Smolcoolkid3 years ago
I’m confused why 19% pressed this, do y’all want to die or something?

Bagel girl :)8 years ago
Why did 21% press the button?!

Yingjie9 years ago
So you press button and get cancer. Must press.

hot mama👰 8 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]

DucksArentPurple6 years ago
Why are there people who pressed it?

slushie8 years ago
this whole thing it bad. it's better to say no to all of this

SteakWithSprinkles7 years ago
Ummm.... everything here is bad.... why would anyone press the button?...

satan-sama8 years ago
Only 1531 people short before I could say 'the number of jackass the press the button is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

SnowJohn6 years ago
Why did 22 percent of the people press this

Xrossxyz8 years ago
Who needs cancer by the way

HeyImHereNow7 years ago
Drug Lord, anyone?

FuturesEnd9 years ago
This is the stupidest fucking thing. I'd be worse off. There's no fucking upside omg. Think please?

TOSS36719 days ago
Poor dude lost the plot
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