14941 (18%) 68001 (82%)
14941 (18%) people have pressed this button, while 68001 (82%) did not.
You've been diagnosed with stage 3 Cancer (non-surgical). But you can survive more than a few years with chemo therapy.
but
You live in America, and by the first year of treatment, you're completely broke. You've list your house, are in immense debt, and, while still alive, have nothing to your name.
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi27 days ago
Person who made this. You little fucker! You made a shit of piece with your trash cancer button. It’s fucking bad this trash dilemma. I will become back my money! I hope you will in your next time a cow, on a trash farm, you sucker!

Tomis The Wise9 years ago
404, upside not found

PixleBOOM6 years ago
Exactly
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NightShade177 years ago
I just love the feeking of large tumors and horrible diseases coursing through my body, and now I'm the poorest person in the US who has cancer too, man I am sooooooooo lucky.

awsome_nuub8 years ago
Whoever made this obviously didnt get the point of this website

Amanda Sapienzo11 years ago
There are literally no upsides to this, why would anyone even press the button?

Hyltranlast year
People ho have less than a few years to live would press this.
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ComicSansBones8 years ago
i rather die on a toilet than this shit

Matt1ha6 years ago
You just made my day
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Seftowefto9996 years ago
No upsides

Virgil6 years ago
There is no upside because this is reality for a large portion of people and they too have no upsides

Weirdo_artist6 years ago
Woah...

dono_kcbr9 years ago
This is so stupid

Timelypat7 years ago
I'm not gonna press a button to get cancer

Rowly7 years ago
Upside? A few years of poverty and suffering? What is the point?

uncleltr7 years ago
I don't think the creator knows how this works...

P77 years ago
Y, da 11417 ppl mad o wat!

I find all the loopholes7 years ago
Why did 11196 people press the button?!

pdharr8 years ago
i see nothing good is that the maker of this dillemma's sense of humor

EpicCreeper1278 years ago
I get cancer AND i'm broke?!?! NO!! ju- just no!

OriginalNate468 years ago
"Yay,I have cancer now and I have to pay for chemotherapy!"

SneezingIdiot8 years ago
Just what we all wanted

Jonathan Kip Winger11 years ago
Why would anyone press the button

Cameron Halstead11 years ago
i'll have to start cooking meth

Tom Bombadil9 years ago
No upside. How did this even get approved?

MouseGirl2 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley11 years ago
What is the up-side to this..?

Chameleon6873 years ago
Do you realize how much 3 years of chemotherapy would suck? The only science backing it is that they inject poisons into you and they hopefully kill the cancer before it kills you
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Tyler Newman11 years ago
I would have to rename myself Walter White first

Marcus Pennington11 years ago
uhm... what? there is no upside to this at all...

Jennyfer López11 years ago
Die either way, but at least without pressing the button I'd die with my dignity!

T-Dude8 years ago
Who in the actual..? What?

Anwar Letts11 years ago
well, that escalated quickly....

DakotaGore6 years ago
It wouldn't be any better in any other country

Memes melt dreams 8 years ago
There is no upside

JustLikeTheySay7 years ago
Is it weird that now I'm looking at an ad for cancer next to the question?!? O_o

Undo8Bits9 years ago
WHO THE FUCK PRESSED THE BUTTON!

GDbluerebel8 years ago
There are no upsides

obkinz9 years ago
Do I ha e cancer?

thepartss2 years ago
Why would you ever press the button????

Berb1018 years ago
If i dont press the button i dont get cancer... idiot question designers

MouseGirl2 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Yasha Tipikin11 years ago
Don't press it and don't get cancer, BAM! problem solved.

Chameleon6873 years ago
I don't think the person who wrote this knows what health insurance is.

thelolbro1238 years ago
Dude,everything here is a downfall. What was this guy thinking?

WhimsySand8 years ago
Are you saying something about America?

Pushdabutton6 years ago
ERROR: upside not found

petaco168 years ago
So...if I press the button I get Cancer?

candy9 years ago
where good side?

Hank Whittaker8 years ago
What many people experience (even more without cancer).

MouseGirl2 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

ZaneP11 years ago
Why would you want cancer, let alone to live in america

Hackerman7 years ago
There scuicidal

erintay59 years ago
WHAT THE CRAP? WHY IS THERE NO UPSIDE? HOW DID THIS GET APPROVED

LalaGoesNyan8 years ago
Time to cook

Brian Zhan11 years ago
Wat?

TeamAwesomeness6 years ago
i doesn't say where in america. it could be in mexico,brazil,argentina,venezuela,or even guatemala. (north america means north part of america)

Asphodel8 years ago
WHAT IS THE POSITIVE?

Mrusername2 years ago
No upsides more downsides... Not gonna press the button
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