1. Being immortal is horrible! Watching your loved ones die!? no
2. I do not eat bacon. Piglets are so cute. When I eat bacon I think of piglet slaughter. I DO NOT WANT THAT!
eternal life and bacon... exercise the damn fat off and drink tons of water. duh.
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Mari Scaryface11 years ago
im going to eat a bacon and become the bacons god
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Dakata Bruegman11 years ago
I see no drawbacks to this situation.
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K9_6 months ago
There are too many food in world to eat
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Rudolf_Schenker8 years ago
I don't want to be immortal, but i really want to taste some bacon! Internet people constantly talk about it, i'm so intrigued... Aaaah, nevermind, the button won't come true.
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SydneySings9 years ago
I'm sorry but I hate bacon
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Lolirainbow6 years ago
there is no English in this at all!
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Echothekirby9537 years ago
Downside?
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TrailBlazer8 years ago
YES BACON!!
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Some_Random_Panda1234567 years ago
Where"s the downside to this
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Big boy blacko8 years ago
U become immortal because bacon is healthy
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doggydoply458 years ago
Downside=Gone
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Its_CodenameRED6 years ago
I see no downside to this
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TeamKobus27 years ago
Uhhhhhmmm. My stomach couldn't accept that for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 billion years (actually eternity is mire than that) and btw: i don't love bacon
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adkgaming8 years ago
Wait no there is a downside I don't want to be immortal,
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Happy smily face8 years ago
Omg 64Γ’ββ¦ want to be immortal. That's so weird. They want to watch their love ones die and not be able to join themβ¦
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jakedaboss8 years ago
Bacon is life what is so complicated about this scenario
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JuuzouFanb0y3 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUTTON GO BRRRRRR
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BlueFox017 years ago
If I am immortal, then I dont need to eat anythig.
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gemdragon8 years ago
No downside! (Runs and gets bacon)
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Lujain Samarkandi11 years ago
im muslim no way
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Leganary leman8 years ago
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JacobThePirateDoge9 years ago
HOW IS TONS OF BACON A DOWNSIDE???!!!!????!!!!
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MEME_God5 years ago
BACON.
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KillaKama7 years ago
A bacon, only one
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MCFan358 years ago
EW BACON
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Alex Head11 years ago
Pizza > bacon. Immortality declined.
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NikLMann6 years ago
I can watch earth burn and have the crispy snack for the occasion!
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TTH_AwesomePlay8 years ago
You guys are idiotic Bacon is tasty alright but if you have good grammar you will know that's the only good food you will eat one single peace of freaking bacon if we could eat infinite bacon would be better
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huskeyranger8 years ago
no thank you
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Undead_button_presser6 years ago
:"( I can't eat bacon π₯ππ·π½π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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KatieCole7 years ago
* worships the button*
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cargoso20068 years ago
#bacon=life=bacon=life=bacon
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Robert Moses Hastings11 years ago
Think about it, though. You can only eat one of the greasiest, fattening, sperm count lowering foods on Earth. (Though I might've just sweetened the deal with that last one)
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