You can make anyone you want like you simply by talking to them.
but
You have to take a deep breath after every word you ever speak.
I will not


ShadowDragon23658 years ago
MARTY... WE.. HAVE.. TO.. GO... BACK.. TO.. THE... FUTURE

Timelypat7 years ago
No, he means Marty.
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deadgirl3443 8 years ago
I......don't.......care........if........people.........like...........me........or.........not

J-tallica_18 years ago
This is hilarious, THIS......IS......SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!! Now anyone likes me Person 1:Hey,get outta here punk. Me:THIS....IS......SPARTAAAAAAA!!!! Person: You're a nice guy Girl 1:I'm out of your league,go away. Me:THIS......IS.......SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA...[Show full comment]

cfrancisco253 years ago
lol
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GarryGrim8 years ago
I *GASP* only *GASP* say *GASP* short *GASP* sentences *GASP* anyway *GASP*.

Migdin17 years ago
I dont understand, please explain in many long sentences.

Survival Toast8 years ago
I don't talk i use WhatsApp

Adofl Hilter11 years ago
Malcolm.........this..........is............a bad.............ideaa

EmGem7 years ago
@Adofl Hitler If you keep going like this you"re gonna have a B A D T I M E Like if you understand the reference
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putkin8 years ago
I...will...allwais..be....an....assholle....:D you....like...me...anyway

Boost6348 years ago
does anyone play animal jam

Fierceclaws6 years ago
not anymore, no
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LucarioKidJR6 years ago
This will help me in a job Interview, right?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6 years ago
If the person asks why your taking deep breaths tell them you have a breathing problem.

DaNintendpro20168 years ago
Ha........ha..........this........,.,is........so.........funny.......lol

HEADS GROW BACK8 years ago
Stevie sorry.

Taylor Leggett11 years ago
like stevie from malcom in the middle

Junko-Enoshima7 years ago
Yes! At least a few people get this

Kevin Leonhard Haugen11 years ago
what if i say hellohowareyou in one word C:

Chief20Tribe20 8 years ago
They might not understand

Geoff Kidder11 years ago
I tried this at work for shits, and I almost passed out. No thanks...

Cameron Nash11 years ago
Say one word to someone. Take a deep breath. They like you now. Now communicate by writing. You're all set.

Lafayette7 years ago
easy! "sorry, I just ran far"

Ravenpeter0943 years ago
At least people will like me

Assassin Squid8 years ago
text them

Vitotheolet8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Em556 years ago
We seriously need to end the spam and chain mail messages. Copy and paste this if you agree. I understand that this is technically spam, but at least this message isn't threatening you if you don't spread It. By spreading this message around, we are saying...[Show full comment]

hatgirl52528 years ago
I can already do that. I can also make someone hate my guts with only me disliking them. I'm a master at getting into people's heads an twisting them to my will. It's fun and useful. XD The only people it doesn't work on is the ones who have the same ty...[Show full comment]

Luis Angel Diaz8 years ago
OK ** IT ** WOULD ** BE ** JUST ** LIKE ** TALKING ** AFTER ** YOU ** RAN ** SOME ** WHERE ** IN ** A ** HURRY ** TO ** DO ** SOME ** THING ** QUICKLY ** AND ** YOU ** NEED ** TO ** CATCH ** YOUR ** BREATH **

Alex Gulakiw11 years ago
i can't believe someone else got the stevie thing

RoseThorne7 years ago
I don't speak much except to say hi.

Shotgun_bros7 years ago
So become Obama

LoopholesEverywhere7 years ago
Not at all.

IkeyIlex2 years ago
Malcom in the Middle called!

FaalSivaas5 years ago
Do I have to be in a wheelchair too?

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
Hi......

Lord Hydra9 years ago
They never said how long it had to be.

lolololol1008 years ago
you cant rap or sing propely EVER AGAIN!!!

JarcraftedGamer7 years ago
I *Gasp* didn't *Gasp* push *Gasp* the *Gasp* Button *Gasp*

Hydrow8 years ago
lol it would sound like im fingering myself as i speak to them xD

Dark223 years ago
You.......Were.....supposed......to...........wait........for..........me..........at....the.....library

Mr.Sandman8 years ago
Do you only have to do it once?

JTTHEGAMINGGOD16 years ago
They didn't say nothing about writing

gooniegavin8 years ago
Get an inhaler

looplolpop10 years ago
ASSUMING *gasp* DIRECT *phew* CONTROL!

AssassinBoi7 years ago
imagineallyourwordslikethissoitturnsintooneword.

TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB7 months ago
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Partiferous7 years ago
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uchiha Madara8 years ago
Thisquestionisdumbasshit*deep breath*Gofuckyourselfwithacucumber!

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
What if I talk to someone on TWITTER? INSTAGRAM! HELL YEAH ILL JUST TYPE NOT SPEAK DUMBASS

SuperFox1358 years ago
What if you like someone but you can never talk to them?

BestChief4 years ago
Yare...........yare..........daze

Nour9 years ago
OK, say word, take a deep breath, never say the word word again

Chrisfree14356 years ago
.... I don't want people having to breath REALLY hard every time they say a word. Every person I talk to is gonna do that! SO DON'T PRESS IT.

xXtheoneplayerXx8 years ago
No

Mattdoherty7 years ago
I ..............don't.............want.............to..............be.............stevie

butterlord8 years ago
I...........don't.............mind

insnpngn8 years ago
I feel like they'd only be my friend just to not be the asshole that hates the person with a disability.
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