"Newsflash, a blindfolded superhero is on a mission to eradicate all ducks!"
usoutlaw7 years ago
well it only says you become afraid when you see them. if you hear it you might be scared but you aren't going to brake down. you can use you super hearing to hear the ducks before you see them and then close your eyes and just navigate by sound
so just listen for them and close your eyes and crush them all with an atomic thunderclap
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Isabel Reedman11 years ago
Will Herondale wrote this
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Olivia Whelan11 years ago
Will? Will Herondale is that you?
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DaReelSlimShady6 years ago
Instead of killing all ducks use your powers to slightly genetically modify them so they would no longer be ducks
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oskarfreire998 years ago
The dwan of the ducks have started...
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TheIronKing7 years ago
Use my newl invented technique genocide blast (duck variation) with this I can cower in fear somewhere else as the energy beam slaughters all ducks and burns all things related to them
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MIIstiano8 years ago
Ducks would become like kryptonita, but who cares?
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Caribou2 years ago
I choose the cry/ others can chose the /wet yourself.
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SeanQuinn8 years ago
KILLED ALL DUCKS
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littleninth8 years ago
Basically you're a Herondale
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HongBao9 years ago
I have not seen a duck in a while so I'ma be ok
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WorshipTheGeese3 years ago
“quack”
* Vietnam flashbacks *
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Michael J8 years ago
Daredevil must be a lucky guy...
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Practically-Satan7 years ago
It"s adorable that you think I go outside long enough to see a duck
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AndrijaFuncyman8 years ago
Kill all ducks
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LunaMelody6 years ago
What? Then I"d never be able to use DuckDuckGo afain!!!
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MClover :D8 years ago
WTF
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Bazazz7 years ago
I already am so horrified of ducks that nothing would chang
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pickledturtle8 years ago
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Tyroq8 years ago
What the duck?? Seriously...
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Andrew James Polak11 years ago
That would just be awesome. Super powerful with a silly quirk? Win and win.
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Gamerboss7 years ago
The power to not see ducks
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brad8 years ago
What? Ducks? Why XD
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Aiden6412 months ago
QUAK!
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emperormilkshake8 years ago
Just stay away from ducks
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SemiIsback6 years ago
what if I kill them?
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Natashar18 years ago
Meh ayylmao
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BabyWooWoo3 years ago
i never see ducks were i live fuck yahhhh
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ash.schoonbaertt1 8 years ago
I've probably only seen like 5 ducks in my life soo...
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Trailman056 years ago
Ducks are at the lake in my neighborhood, this is gonna be hard
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More Awesome 8 years ago
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mrcowpushesbuttons7 years ago
but i could just kill them all with super speed and go so fast i cant see them and eradicate them all
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XavierAsad9 years ago
A duck.... in a city....? Not unless its a zoo or something like that
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2Fab4U Asuna8 years ago
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BenjaminS8 years ago
Get a therpist for it then you won't be afraid anymore
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wisepuppy9 years ago
That sounds fucking hilarious.
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DrWoodsDoesGame5 years ago
That"s Cool; That"s fine by me. I eat ducks for breakfast anyway
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elitemaster2588 years ago
So what, my girlfriend will get a good laugh every time I see a duck.
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