You are guaranteed total success in your choice of either money OR love
but
You are guaranteed utter failure in the one you did not choose
I will not


Maharid6 months ago
Money and i live te rest of my life as i want.

Tchantchès8 years ago
Since I currently fail at both... *click*

Aperson2026 years ago
Choose love because marry a rich person

AFreakingTRex4 years ago
You"d be the one failing at money. Not your partner
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Eveetheory6 years ago
i cant have love. im 11

Blackout-Button3 years ago
I’m 12 ...... MONEY MONEY MONEY

JacobMoore6 years ago
choose love and just get by

quickstirke7 years ago
Money DOESN'T buy Happiness Love DOESN'T get you a Life

GabeRedden7 years ago
I"d rather take a risk with both

LukeLeeWing6 years ago
You can get a ton of money and you can just b single

Crotalia6 years ago
idc about love so y not

Humungousb6 years ago
i might be poor but my celebrity wife is a rich beauty

OllyTEM6 years ago
Not bad but MONEY CAN’T HURT YOU

LOLLoopholes6 years ago
FUCK love! *Asexual laughter*

AcedIt4 years ago
More like *Aromantic laughter*
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DedicatedOtaku7 years ago
I chose total success in money... WAIT WAIT WAIT..... does the love part mean that I'll never have life from an animal or my family????????? If so then I chose love.

yunoguy1237 years ago
already failing in love

ScottyBam7 years ago
Whats the Downsite

joaquin557 years ago
MAKE IT RAIN

ImNotAVirus3 years ago
why? i dont like rain :(

Marilyn Brown11 years ago
Money will never hurt you.

JooVictor0622 years ago
but if you choose love...
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Alyssa Reynolds11 years ago
Yeah, I'm an art major, I'm kinda already guaranteed failure with money.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago
Choose money. Duh!!
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DA-WAE4 years ago
I will choose money since i already dont have love so lol

ImNotAVirus3 years ago
but u would get the love of ur life

Roy Rieder of Earth9 years ago
I wanted to press it for the money... but I really need both

pugthechub8 years ago
Choose the love of money. boom

Winter647 years ago
oh god.

LLAMAZ R DA BEST8 years ago
Money can't buy you happiness I would choose love

Fire Level One8 years ago
no i dont have feelings cause feelings are gay
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ValerieParker6 years ago
I'm already a failure at both, so either will be a plus.

Cheeese19 days ago
how about both

Battlepikapowe48 years ago
Or you dont press the buton , try your best and have succes in both (if your smart and lucky)

KrisZone8 years ago
Hey there rich boy that I like and that can pay for everything I want.

someonewhoexists1237 years ago
I can just 1: live off of my new wife/girlfriends money 2: start a revolution and destroy the money system cause it has now actual value it"s just our imaginations :)

MCGamerGirl3178 years ago
Money ain't go no heart. Money ain't got no soul. (Get this reference, and you're awesome.)

DrAliYoda8 years ago
OMFG! I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT!!!

therealandy3 years ago
this one was actually really good. and well said too. most of these have terrible grammar and spelling errors

Coolman4569 years ago
This is hard

blobs948 years ago
Ok then, just get a crappy job, fail at it, choose the option of love, and two loads of failure will contradict one another and you will be successful.

Dxerst5 years ago
Lol, it"s mine real life

destroyerjcb9 years ago
MONEY BITCH

Talma7 years ago
I hate money

sentientbutton7 years ago
screw you love! ill be the cool single aunt, b/c i doubt this includes friends+fam, the implications are in having a significant other, not love in general

Kristoff ask you8 years ago
money is love money is power money is life i can buy anything i want i dont need a wife if i have money

DrAliYoda8 years ago
Find a spouse that is successful and has money! BOOM! LOOPHOLES!

therealobama2 years ago
Does love count as friendship? I"d still take the money either way.

daBruh8 years ago
95% if people get divorced so wth money then you can get a hooker or prostitute because you still got all that money to spend on sex

priyanshu7694 years ago
Money over love...

n8thegr89 years ago
There are so many "dilemmas" on this site that I don't even give the time of day, seriously I just reload the page. So I find it quite refreshing to find that actually makes me stop for a moment and think about whether or not to press the button. I would c...[Show full comment]

loophole lover8 years ago
SUCK THAT PUSSY OF THE RICH HOT MODEL

Mr Medical8 years ago
Just buy a hooker with the money you get

Jamie Caniff11 years ago
I don't need love.

Ronnoc5278 years ago
Money means pay to have sex.

TwoSided137 years ago
Money can't really buy you happiness, but, love can hurt soo... GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!!

joaquin557 years ago
money cant buy you happinnes, but it can buy chocolate which is pretty close

jwlapham7 years ago
Well, I"d LOVE if my spouse had a high paying job.

Hoovyspoovygroovy8 years ago
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!!!!

Jwh7843 years ago
I would much rather have money
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