Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P
Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/
jnwiesenthal7 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.
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PandaBear1236 years ago
NAW BITCH
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nepeggta8 years ago
ok but how would you eat
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123ludwig7 years ago
Make them to gold
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Crazy_Matt10 years ago
The value of gold would go down so much it wouldn't be wort a penny.
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MysticShadow71028 years ago
touch them, turn them into gold and then escape... then sell then as "gold figurines" also make gold stuff and sell...win win
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PingoPawn27 years ago
Midas"s Golden Touch + Rumpelstilskin :/
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Jeremy Streeter11 years ago
It would turn the value of gold to shit
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NobodyCareWho2 years ago
turn them to gold lol
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ghostc128 years ago
Turn them into gold when they give you objects to make gold out of.
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TheWaffleCat7 years ago
I like eating food no thanks
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skullkid8 years ago
i will stay but they have to give me what I want
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TheFriendlyGamer4 years ago
Touch them, and turn them into gold
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Conquestador9 years ago
But, inflation would make gold worthless, thus forcing them to release you from uselessness. Or maybe they would kill you for knowing too much. Hmmm...
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Jayslay4448 years ago
Touch them
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MoonlightEcho117 years ago
Hasn't anyone ever heard of King Midas?!
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orangesheepdog9 years ago
I wouldn't be able to eat anyway.
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Vanoose8 years ago
so every thing you touch like your computer, worth alot of money but it would not work or your body you f.ex puting on a t-shirt
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TheNetherKingdom6 years ago
Turn them into gold, and wear gloves
tylerthecreator9995 years ago
When you eat, the food will touch your tongue and turn into gold, and your gloves would be gold
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Davynavy028 years ago
It's simple
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DarkFishking8 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.
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coffhar6 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?
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Raskue8 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me
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Malcolmxt7 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone
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MangoFranku7 years ago
Really
You didn't think this through
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VelocityRaptor287 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else
TheWaffleCat7 years ago
But you"d be dead.
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pyborg3 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...
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bezvous8 years ago
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .
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ninjawarriorjosh4 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?
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