Everything you touch turns to gold
but
A corrupt government holds you captive, forcing you to make gold for them
I will not


DeCell2 years ago
whatch kurzgesagts gold video

MNITIMMY8 years ago
NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot8 years ago
You could use artificial hands

CoasterKing7 years ago
Upside?

AssHar7 years ago
Upside?

Ruggero Maricchiolo11 years ago
turn them to gold

nowyr11 months ago
del it n let me post
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war998368 years ago
how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubonlast year
@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..
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sunny-hurizon7 years ago
double negative if you ask me

OliviaHall6 years ago
The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude6578974 years ago
You know what priceless means right

CheeseburgerFreedomMan6 years ago
1. Turn them into gold 2. Use gloves 3. Take them off when necessary

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
Oops accidentally clicked like instead of dislike
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Cderr7 years ago
I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Cloverleaf7 years ago
Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Anime-lol7 years ago
Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume7 years ago
Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS7 years ago
who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall6 years ago
When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

Jonathan Hageman11 years ago
I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master16 years ago
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David Stecker11 years ago
Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Timelast year
THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING
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Chiara Searle11 years ago
Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal7 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

PandaBear1236 years ago
NAW BITCH

nepeggta8 years ago
ok but how would you eat

123ludwig7 years ago
Make them to gold

Crazy_Matt10 years ago
The value of gold would go down so much it wouldn't be wort a penny.

MysticShadow71028 years ago
touch them, turn them into gold and then escape... then sell then as "gold figurines" also make gold stuff and sell...win win

PingoPawn27 years ago
Midas"s Golden Touch + Rumpelstilskin :/

Jeremy Streeter11 years ago
It would turn the value of gold to shit

NobodyCareWho2 years ago
turn them to gold lol

ghostc128 years ago
Turn them into gold when they give you objects to make gold out of.

TheWaffleCat7 years ago
I like eating food no thanks

skullkid8 years ago
i will stay but they have to give me what I want

TheFriendlyGamer4 years ago
Touch them, and turn them into gold

Conquestador9 years ago
But, inflation would make gold worthless, thus forcing them to release you from uselessness. Or maybe they would kill you for knowing too much. Hmmm...

Jayslay4448 years ago
Touch them

MoonlightEcho117 years ago
Hasn't anyone ever heard of King Midas?!

orangesheepdog9 years ago
I wouldn't be able to eat anyway.

Vanoose8 years ago
so every thing you touch like your computer, worth alot of money but it would not work or your body you f.ex puting on a t-shirt

TheNetherKingdom6 years ago
Turn them into gold, and wear gloves

tylerthecreator9995 years ago
When you eat, the food will touch your tongue and turn into gold, and your gloves would be gold

Davynavy028 years ago
It's simple

DarkFishking8 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.

coffhar6 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?

Raskue8 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me

Malcolmxt7 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone

MangoFranku7 years ago
Really You didn't think this through

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VelocityRaptor287 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else

TheWaffleCat7 years ago
But you"d be dead.

pyborg3 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/

pyborg3 years ago
oh crap
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Timewolf9 years ago
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...

bezvous8 years ago
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .

ninjawarriorjosh4 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?

MLGGEODASH8 years ago
GOLDDDDDR 😍

roflcopters7 years ago
MIDAS TOOOOOUCH

yolo4life6 years ago
Easy turn them into gold
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