Will You Press The Button?

ShippingTrash7 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite7 years ago

Exactly XD

thesnivelife3 years ago

i have cynophobia

hollyskyes8 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person112 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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aderpydude7 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Sean Ford11 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R6 years ago

Meh I don't care

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Bobcob6666 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

AsuraShun4 years ago

Just turn them into dog girls

lyrika5 years ago

if the laws of physics don't affect you you probably die

Marshall Cresant Luna11 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff5 years ago

Smart

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STEPHENBOYETT6 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM6 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini11 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person112 years ago

THIS

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Tazzy Pup8 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr11 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot8 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan11 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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shawnr277 years ago

so you become a god but nothing changes for me

AlecRuneWolf10 years ago

This is the perfect thing for furries....ever said anything about Anthropomorphic dogs so HA

fishgiver8 years ago

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Derpss8 years ago

Fu again

LoganHale7 years ago

It says "nothing applies to you" so I don't have to be attracted to dogs.

Carl-Michael Hammond11 years ago

It doesn't say how long, it is still a risk worth taking. There are still many flaws in this.

TECHNOSCREECH8 years ago

But I defy the laws of physics...I never iked dogs anyway

pressingforeverornever6 years ago

Can't I make myself have the powers to make them not attracted and make me attracted to all the people of the world since NOBODY (not even the guy who made this button) CAN STOP ME.

WarperRally8 years ago

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PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago

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Yeetaleet2 years ago

Being able to get away with everything...in return of being a zoophile. Fuck.

crazydude998 years ago

Well I'm basically omnipotent so I'll makev it so I'm attracted to people or I'll turn the dogs into humans

kagan8 years ago

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PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago

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SeabassJames8 years ago

The law that says I am only attracted to dogs does not apply to me. Either that, or I change the definition of dog to whatever I want. "What's up, dog?"

XTheMan9 years ago

i can be attracted to dogs but marry people like a normal person

Sillywafflefries8 years ago

No downside

Sonicplays3 years ago

I dont give a crap I love doggos

AndrewPitt8 years ago

I can make myself be unattracted to dogs

oldnotweak8 years ago

ok.... so i just wont be having sex..... thats not even a problem

DFDragonFire6 years ago

Live on another planet with your dogs. Bless them with this power. Be awesome.

GamemasterDrag8 years ago

I'm a furry... so i kinda already am.

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire11 years ago

no bestiality for me thank you.

Ray Marc8 years ago

Hey, if thats what i would fancy. Ill be getting them bitches though. :)

BrownGangstaWoman7 years ago

There are no laws of physics, so....

laserbreak8 years ago

48% of people are complete idiots

HappyPup18 years ago

I would switch the word from "dogs" to "Dragons"

Honestly just make a name up8 years ago

If you're not bound by physics just make yourself a dog

talkingben2 years ago

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NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

You actually copied it. It was mostly satire, but you copied it anyways. To be fair, it wasn’t my comment, but how do you people believe these things?

Pure_Bacca8 years ago

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PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago

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