45645 (51%) people have pressed this button,
while 44480 (49%) did not.
You can do anything you want, the law does not apply to you, nor do the laws of physics. You are unstoppable and unqeustionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others.
You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.
I'm already attracted to dogs because they cute 8D
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ILOVEDOGS7 years ago
OMG YESSSS I LOVE DOGS
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Slippy6568 years ago
no physics so no gravity? no molecular structure? No thanks
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Wolvine1018 years ago
If the laws of physics didn't apply to me, I would die instantly, so no thank you.
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talkingben2 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]
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Rkilloh8 years ago
I don't give I rule all
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Hisu9 years ago
Loopholes, loopholes.
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shawnr277 years ago
so you become a god but nothing changes for me
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AlecRuneWolf10 years ago
This is the perfect thing for furries....ever said anything about Anthropomorphic dogs so HA
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fishgiver8 years ago
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Derpss8 years ago
Fu again
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LoganHale7 years ago
It says "nothing applies to you" so I don't have to be attracted to dogs.
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Carl-Michael Hammond11 years ago
It doesn't say how long, it is still a risk worth taking. There are still many flaws in this.
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TECHNOSCREECH8 years ago
But I defy the laws of physics...I never iked dogs anyway
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pressingforeverornever6 years ago
Can't I make myself have the powers to make them not attracted and make me attracted to all the people of the world since NOBODY (not even the guy who made this button) CAN STOP ME.
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WarperRally8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago
Hi. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]
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Yeetaleet2 years ago
Being able to get away with everything...in return of being a zoophile. Fuck.
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crazydude998 years ago
Well I'm basically omnipotent so I'll makev it so I'm attracted to people or I'll turn the dogs into humans
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kagan8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago
Hi. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]
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SeabassJames8 years ago
The law that says I am only attracted to dogs does not apply to me. Either that, or I change the definition of dog to whatever I want. "What's up, dog?"
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AndrewPitt8 years ago
I can make myself be unattracted to dogs
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XTheMan9 years ago
i can be attracted to dogs but marry people like a normal person
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Sillywafflefries8 years ago
No downside
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Sonicplays3 years ago
I dont give a crap I love doggos
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Misa Elizabeth Helnoire11 years ago
no bestiality for me thank you.
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oldnotweak8 years ago
ok.... so i just wont be having sex..... thats not even a problem
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DFDragonFire6 years ago
Live on another planet with your dogs.
Bless them with this power.
Be awesome.
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GamemasterDrag8 years ago
I'm a furry... so i kinda already am.
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laserbreak8 years ago
48% of people are complete idiots
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Ray Marc8 years ago
Hey, if thats what i would fancy. Ill be getting them bitches though. :)
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BrownGangstaWoman7 years ago
There are no laws of physics, so....
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HappyPup19 years ago
I would switch the word from "dogs" to "Dragons"
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Honestly just make a name up8 years ago
If you're not bound by physics just make yourself a dog
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talkingben2 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
You actually copied it. It was mostly satire, but you copied it anyways. To be fair, it wasn’t my comment, but how do you people believe these things?
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Pure_Bacca8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago
Hi. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]
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