You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
but
You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
I will not


Corbioss9 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter976 years ago
Lol
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horrible person8 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

Redbuck17 years ago
I think corrupted hardware is just broken shit.
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leweirdo8 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg17 years ago
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nog-cocobutter8 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS8 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX4 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt8 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge6 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 4608 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie8 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg17 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Thebuttonguys6 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere6 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa6 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

Ichthyosaur10 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter7 years ago
I never asked for this

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dragonrider28928 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip138 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george008 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake8 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario9 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder9 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright11 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez11 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

GAMERS2_YT4 years ago
Rich immortal badass cyborg then why not exactly

Davynavy028 years ago
I clicked it

enessa_kolditz7 years ago
I would never want to live forever

Öttes9 years ago
Bring it, man. Cyborg.

Annia123458 years ago
I am a cool robot! No Downside

TheDarkendLight7 years ago
Where does my soul go? Oh wait, I'm an angel but a demon. Does this mean I have a soul or not???

Emily Chance11 years ago
LEFT PINKY TOE

Deputyj128 years ago
Yeah immortality

JojoMojo6 years ago
Nice one lol

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ayannfaraz6 years ago
i cant even say anything to this

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Cookiemelon7 years ago
Wat

Slackerking7 years ago
*flash in eyes* rise my robot army the time for war is nigh

GitGood9 years ago
I am a Dallac. Just kidding, Immortality sucks.

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago
am i the only person who doesnt want to be immortal..?

EnderCatgirl3 years ago
So i get to be both the OWNER of fnaf and i get to BE fnaf? WHEN DO I START

intergalacticness8 years ago
can i replace my toe?

lil_soso6668 years ago
YASSS N BOOOO

Bountyhunter32335 years ago
Jet boots...totally rad dude

HaremKingSenpai8 years ago
downside?

gibbs331x7 years ago
Wheres t he down side

Ichthyosaur10 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

prid3-336 years ago
Wat??? Waahhtt? BUT THEN IM NOT IMORTAL.....

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BambieTheButtonSlapper7 years ago
Doctors appointment 2.0. Gotta do yearly checkups anyway- No downside

Kaleb Lee Timmons11 years ago
i don't really need biological toes

Bashkash8 years ago
Badass robot arm here I come

MyFictionalLife2 years ago
no downside
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