You will become a god of technological invention, able to make the most amazing advances.
but
Every fifth invention will be used for evil. You will invent something new each month.
I will not


MarcianoNoDaRisa2 years ago
my fifth invention is a blue duckling

sigman27 days ago
Evil Blue ducky XD

heatfromfire2 years ago
every fifth invention is just something thats a minor inconvenience, like a phone battery that charges super slow, or a car that might break down out of nowhere for no reason

flzzzzy3 years ago
i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

Chris Larson11 years ago
Every fifth invention is a cat toy

HassanAlqallaf6 years ago
This made my day🤣
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MrCookieman247 years ago
Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell6 years ago
I egry I hate school school work is for derds
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Redrk4 years ago
Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

J20047 years ago
Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari9 months ago
To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?
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AraPlayzz6 years ago
I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256786 years ago
I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...
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MooCow1235466 years ago
Every invention will be a good invention

Elijah Fenelus11 years ago
every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf3 years ago
YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
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Ruby_Slippers8 years ago
So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper998 years ago
ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek11 years ago
So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx6 years ago
Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw11 years ago
Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin6 years ago
HOW COULD YOU
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Fj Singh11 years ago
easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex6 years ago
Holy shit!

Sniper767886 years ago
Every fifth invention is a guinea Pig controller Imagine that xD

Lonewanderer8 years ago
then every sixth will counteract it

Krusek7 years ago
every invention before that can stop it

HotSauceBear9 years ago
Make something useless once every 5 months.

BobsterMcSandals3 months ago
My fifth invention is an invisible dildo

brad104phillip8 years ago
At least the cops will know what device you invented. Then they can control how they take down the crook. Or you could just make dildos

Benjamin Voissem11 years ago
Every fifth invention starting with Number Six is a direct counter-measure.

SinisterPoem8 years ago
well, 80% inventions used solely for good is better than real life. call me omnissiah now.

20DollarVamp9 years ago
What is your definition of "good" and "evil"?

LilmanMarcell6 years ago
Good means joy evil means bad

ThePaulDude2 years ago
Why wouldn't you make every invention evil instead of every fifth one? Fuck being the hero because it"s more fun to make the world burn.

I_WONT_DIE!!!8 years ago
every fifth one is a jack off machine evil cum will take over the world

MikaelBritschgi6 years ago
I'll just keep the invention secret and not tell anyone about it. Or better yet, destroy it immediately after creating it. That way nobody can use it for evil!

lupsen118 years ago
make a pillow how can that go wrong in evilness

Leonidariogamer3 years ago
Every fifth invetion is a new Bad Dragon sex toy

Aweez_zeewA 8 years ago
Id make the 3rd something to get rid of evil

Wolf1237 years ago
Lol fifth invention is a window lol

Panifex6 years ago
Are you crazy? Windows can kill people easily!

BOBBOBOBOBOB8 years ago
Make a different flavour of metallic cake every five months

DevonPlaysMC8 years ago
use the next invention to defeat the evil one

Nicola Savio11 years ago
every fith invention is a new kind of toothbrush

SammyGerald7 years ago
Never said I had to finsish the inventions of evil or test them to be ready

Tectiva8 years ago
Then my other four inventions shall help us fend off these evildoers!

Zacattac8 years ago
every fifth invention will be an anti anger device and the others will be the power armors from fallout 3 and 4, and maybe halo. after that idk what the inventions will be.

Cait Wilson11 years ago
Used for my evil you mean? Mwahaha! First four inventions, immortality machine, eternal youth machine, superpowers machine, and lightsabers. Then machine five will be used to take over the world!

undecidedfoot93 6 years ago
Make something useless every 5 months

AsuraShun2 years ago
every fifth invention will be a traceable harmless 1 pound/dollar coin to use in shopping carts

superotaku8 years ago
Every with invention is another me

Aram8 years ago
I can just use another one of the inventions to counter the bad one. Evil guys, better take over the world in a month!

sethminermcYT7 years ago
Fifth invention, a real life magikarp. LOL

bright949 years ago
Amazing inventions are already used for evil anyways.

kaymazo7 years ago
Only every fifth?

SNUGGLETRON30008 years ago
4 first inventions a new breed of dog a new death saber a cat toy a snuggle kit 5th invention A NEW BRAND OF.........................................................................................CHEESSSSEEEEE

LilmanMarcell6 years ago
How is a new brand of cheese 🧀 evey one is ganna ignor

Moonlight Shadow Eclipse8 years ago
Does this remind anyone of soul eater and ebon?

omega1139 years ago
5th Invention-Fluffy Edible Teddy Bears

thepersonWHOexistsH3 years ago
every fifth invention is a melting popsicle

JasperTehClod8 years ago
So?It's good to be bad :)
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