every fifth invention is just something thats a minor inconvenience, like a phone battery that charges super slow, or a car that might break down out of nowhere for no reason
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flzzzzy3 years ago
i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence
easy solution
i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!
vertex6 years ago
Holy shit!
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Sniper767886 years ago
Every fifth invention is a guinea Pig controller
Imagine that xD
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Lonewanderer8 years ago
then every sixth will counteract it
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Krusek7 years ago
every invention before that can stop it
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HotSauceBear9 years ago
Make something useless once every 5 months.
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BobsterMcSandals3 months ago
My fifth invention is an invisible dildo
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brad104phillip8 years ago
At least the cops will know what device you invented. Then they can control how they take down the crook. Or you could just make dildos
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Benjamin Voissem11 years ago
Every fifth invention starting with Number Six is a direct counter-measure.
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SinisterPoem8 years ago
well, 80% inventions used solely for good is better than real life.
call me omnissiah now.
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20DollarVamp9 years ago
What is your definition of "good" and "evil"?
LilmanMarcell6 years ago
Good means joy evil means bad
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ThePaulDude2 years ago
Why wouldn't you make every invention evil instead of every fifth one? Fuck being the hero because it"s more fun to make the world burn.
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I_WONT_DIE!!!8 years ago
every fifth one is a jack off machine evil cum will take over the world
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MikaelBritschgi6 years ago
I'll just keep the invention secret and not tell anyone about it. Or better yet, destroy it immediately after creating it. That way nobody can use it for evil!
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lupsen118 years ago
make a pillow how can that go wrong in evilness
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Leonidariogamer3 years ago
Every fifth invetion is a new Bad Dragon sex toy
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Aweez_zeewA 8 years ago
Id make the 3rd something to get rid of evil
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Wolf1237 years ago
Lol fifth invention is a window lol
Panifex6 years ago
Are you crazy? Windows can kill people easily!
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BOBBOBOBOBOB8 years ago
Make a different flavour of metallic cake every five months
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DevonPlaysMC8 years ago
use the next invention to defeat the evil one
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Nicola Savio11 years ago
every fith invention is a new kind of toothbrush
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SammyGerald7 years ago
Never said I had to finsish the inventions of evil or test them to be ready
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Tectiva8 years ago
Then my other four inventions shall help us fend off these evildoers!
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Zacattac8 years ago
every fifth invention will be an anti anger device and the others will be the power armors from fallout 3 and 4, and maybe halo. after that idk what the inventions will be.
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Cait Wilson11 years ago
Used for my evil you mean? Mwahaha! First four inventions, immortality machine, eternal youth machine, superpowers machine, and lightsabers. Then machine five will be used to take over the world!
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undecidedfoot93 6 years ago
Make something useless every 5 months
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AsuraShun2 years ago
every fifth invention will be a traceable harmless 1 pound/dollar coin to use in shopping carts
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superotaku8 years ago
Every with invention is another me
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Aram8 years ago
I can just use another one of the inventions to counter the bad one. Evil guys, better take over the world in a month!
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sethminermcYT7 years ago
Fifth invention, a real life magikarp. LOL
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bright949 years ago
Amazing inventions are already used for evil anyways.
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kaymazo7 years ago
Only every fifth?
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SNUGGLETRON30008 years ago
4 first inventions a new breed of dog a new death saber a cat toy a snuggle kit 5th invention A NEW BRAND OF.........................................................................................CHEESSSSEEEEE
LilmanMarcell6 years ago
How is a new brand of cheese 🧀 evey one is ganna ignor
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