Will You Press The Button?

Guamson8 years ago

*Steals guns and criminal records, break into prison and kill every one who deserves it* *leaves with a sadistic smile*

KawiiGirlHarley7 years ago

Calm down a bit. Jk u would do that too

ParkerTheSmart2 years ago

Tax evasion ect

Triper2 years ago

I want them to hate me. I want them to feel rage as I rob the bank and casually walk out and laugh in their face. :)

Cashmaster7 years ago

The moment you realize that that you can kill the President.....,............... =_=

TrueRenegade7 years ago

Not funny

Retro_7773 years ago

i can steal a laser gun prototype and kill whoever comes at me with no drawback

agreivous5868 years ago

My personal rules provided by my beliefs forbid me from pressing this button.

Teekaala7 years ago

I AM CHARA, I WILL KILL ALL WHO HATE ME

XenoDroid3 years ago

I'll just take a military-grade gun for free, same with ammo. I"d pick up some ballistic armor from a police station, and force- I mean "hire" an army of bodyguards to protect me as well. Now I don't have to worry about criminals AND I can do whatever I want to do.

Shmalex6 years ago

If someone just steals something from me. I can just steal it back, and blame them, or take it back and kill them. And I can't get blamed.

TonyZhang6 years ago

I am a law-abiding citizen.

PotatoMonstrocity6 years ago

Ugh... so that means... I could kill the current leader of my country, and use her credit card to purchase anything??? Yo, I’m down for a life time supply of soda... I’ll just take over the leadership for like 3 days and then ask Kim Jong Un to install som...[Show full comment]

Retro_7773 years ago

not always the leader of your country is the richest person on earth, but you could easily steal an helicopter and kill jeff bezos

Falconwing6 years ago

If rules don't applied just beat the shot out of them when they get angry

Wyatt CheifBeef Grillo11 years ago

If the rules no longer apply to me then i can just kill them, right?

DukeofDumDum6 years ago

You say that like it would be an easy task. You"de find reality harsh i think ...

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Emperormask1234 years ago

The criminals are in jail so free life here i come

dextroy7 years ago

id just kill the person hating on me

rolerfun7 years ago

h8ters gotta h8

Aidyndowling6 years ago

So...my dad hates me?

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago

People with criminal records would hate you anywsy if you were able to break the law with no punishment.

ThePaulDude6 years ago

Oh yeah? SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE!

Mister-E7 years ago

Canada has few rules, the rest are laws

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms7 years ago

I would make every murderer feel the worst pain in the world then I"d crush their bones into a fine powder and feed it to my dog

StormyAnne7 years ago

Over two-thirds of the people I love have records... *slams "I will not"*

StormyAnne6 years ago

Same answer a month later.

ikethegamingmaster7 years ago

So, I'm Batman!!!

Sprinkles4EVA7 years ago

"Sir we"ve gotten reports of murders, theft and death threats should we stay them?" "What are their names?" "(Insert name here)" "Run"

David Anderson11 years ago

It's just living GTA 5, but you actually have an excuse to kill the bad guys. What more could you ask for?

Kevin Bengough11 years ago

Bring it on, bitches.

Joshua Feilscher11 years ago

That's just logic.

John Fitzmaurice11 years ago

If the laws don't apply to me I'll murder their asses.

CornWolterink3 years ago

My lord, is that..... Legal?

Amelyanna8 years ago

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Ipressstuff6 years ago

When you notice you freaking Jake Paul but I pressed a button to already do that so nothing really changes.

Violent angel 139 years ago

Okay I will just kill them be laws mean nothing to me anyway+ most r in jail right?

jinbop fan8 years ago

Screw the law they dont apply to me (yugioh reference)

JESUS_RULES3 months ago

Nahhhh no one escapes the law. Otherwise you have Communism.

Definablelife3 years ago

Goes to a prison with a tank with plenty of ammo i think you know what will happen next

ilikekowz7 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

SUPERHOMO8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

RayRu1z7 years ago

I"d carry a very illegal weapon

Tman1058 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

gay_retard6 years ago

I have a dig bick. You read that that sentence wrong. You also read that last sentence wrong

Tweedlebean9 years ago

I'm gonna say 99% of criminals don't just attack someone they randomly hate.

Luxray1008 years ago

No can do. A lot of people I know would hate me. I really don't care about some of them but I like my Dad. Even if he isn't really my dad.

Cats Will Dominate8 years ago

Hell yeah! I can break the laws!

Andy27 years ago

If the law doesn't apply to me there is chaos, so law has to apply to everyone.

NatureMaster648 years ago

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replic1235 years ago

my mom and dad then.

Katelyn_Kat9 years ago

Dude, there's no downside...

Flowey the flour8 years ago

life complete

Ariel Earthyorder8 years ago

I can kill em all c:

StillLuke2 months ago

Lol

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