Will You Press The Button?

Tsvetock9 years ago

All the asexuals laughed

UrLocalEmolast month

fr Im just looking at this like dream come true.

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KotaCy8 years ago

Well for an asexual this is probably one of the best buttons to ever press. Now people won't say "You just haven't found the right person yet" when I say I'm asexual, I can just say the button makes it so I can't. Win-win.

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

ariaprince8 years ago

-asexual laughter-

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

hollyskyes8 years ago

ERROR 404: asexual does not find downside

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

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BWiebe968 years ago

I don't want to be able to read minds. Some people are really fucked up, an I like sex

WolfRex6 years ago

I'm already fucked up so that wouldn't be a problem

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martinn20018 years ago

SEX! SEX! SEX!

Lofeezy9 years ago

If asexual, then no downside

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Goonie-558 years ago

No sex=sadness

cutie kitty8 years ago

NO UPSIDE ;-;

imma_taco7 years ago

lol I don't even wanna read minds nor having sex

LieutenantGD7 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway B)

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

GorgManOnYoutube7 years ago

Never will have any

ThVi-Is-The-Best-ship5 years ago

That"s fine, I'm a minor

hemlock9 years ago

aro ace cackling in the distance

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

DoctorAurora7 years ago

*muffled asexual laughter*

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Marie12048 years ago

Good day for asexuals lol

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Toodles8 years ago

Love it how only a few people chose psychic powers instead of sex

Ozzyfam6 years ago

If you could read minds, you could just read Bill Gates mind and steal his money and become rich

Crotalia6 years ago

No downside, yet 64% people want sex more. I'm not even asexual.

WolfRex6 years ago

I would press that button a million times. I could do so much if I could read minds! Sex is just pleasure, mind reading could get me a very successful life if I played my cards right

thebuttonpresser20076 years ago

It"s win/win MY DREAM

MysticalMaster6 years ago

I can't see any downside. I'm lesbian.

Mari Scaryface11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE

Ducki5211 months ago

Absolutely none whatsoever

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FireBird1007 years ago

I"ve never hit a button so fast before

f-shark7 years ago

im 11 this is gone to come back to bite me later so no

Superpills7 years ago

Read the mind of someone having sex.

takmaisimliadam7 years ago

Sometimes i say to myself Asdxuals are too fucking lucky

yoyonotyourbro7 years ago

muffled asexual laughter

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

HarmoniousPuppy7 years ago

Not much of a problem for me.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken7 years ago

I am fine with this

myzer7 years ago

homoromantic over here

LioSoul7 years ago

Seriously? Only 37% pressed the button? Gross...

Lipsinkinglilli7 years ago

Im 9 sooo...... no problem with that

Doge3607 years ago

You read your girlfriend"s mind. She wants to sleep with you. God dammit.

Crotalia6 years ago

lol

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No downside to this

Seventh Seal8 years ago

Any "can't have sex" deals are automatically NOPE. And I don't care much about what other people are thinking anyway.

spurius1877 years ago

If it was "You can have infinite wishes BUT you can never have sex again" i would do it. Than you can wish to have sex again and have infinite wishes as well.

Coconut slipper8 years ago

What if would someone rape me?

kian..h8 years ago

FUCK that I'm having sec

kian..h8 years ago

Sex not sec

DangerFuzionx8 years ago

No upside I NEED SEX

CheeseMaster8 years ago

sex is important

zombieslayer dragon born8 years ago

Nope sex is awsome

psychotic18 years ago

um i dont want to know what people are thinking and sex is to good to give up

Kayla Pyro Duperault11 years ago

I'm asexual and aromantic so this doesn't bother me too much...

Ratatatatuille6 years ago

Man, I fucking HATE asexuals! They are b-o-r-i-n-g. This may sound wierd, but I am a really nice person, but I'm really fucking annoyed that I can't get a gf. Actually. If I went too deep into this shit, telling you my whole love life, we would be in the end of eternity, that"s how long it is.

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Amber Smith11 years ago

Aslexuals everywhere violently press the button

dankmemes1017 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Matthew Marks11 years ago

LOL NOPE

Felix Faber11 years ago

i'm Felix and I'm SPECIAL!!!

Randomystick9 years ago

Masturbs dont count as sex soooo Neither do blowjobs, handjobs, mutual masturbation and the like

snowewhisper8 years ago

Can't my wife would kill me

Xx_DarkShadow627_xX6 years ago

This is just cruel

matk29118 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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