Will You Press The Button?

micmic258 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

BobMcBurger9 months ago

“your hottest daughter” I see where this is going.

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SkylerFazbear1238 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz7 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon8 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring6 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Yukitai3 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Viva la potato8 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx8 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

lifehacker4206 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Watermelonman7 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman7 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

Whatamidoing37 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman7 years ago

This statement is false.

Vantage7 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Raven Felix Null11 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago

I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob

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Flameice2 7 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman7 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp11 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP11 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku5278 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith11 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames8 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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dragonrider28928 years ago

??????? why would i do that??????

EnderWolf216 years ago

What if i say i scored full marks in all exams or the richest person in the world is about to give me all his money. He himself will believe it is true and give it to me

BScottKiba8 years ago

Holy s*** these questions are hard

Baughg17 years ago

Im dictator of the workd. Everyobe loves me. World peace. There u go made the downsides obsolete

Astral_Gaming03142 years ago

I can tell myself that people love me! YES!

Myself6666 years ago

*walks into a bank This is my money everyone I see nothing wrong

OdysseuS9 years ago

Downside? You pretty much have the limited version of doing whatever you want.

Viable_Golem43758 years ago

Simple, write on hand," Remember you are lying".

The_wall3 years ago

So then it"s not lies but just what you think.

ShadowofHeart8 years ago

Wouldn't that lead to insanity?

Erdnuzbudderprod8 years ago

i look good, my family has not been shot, i am not broke, i have a huge dick, i will not commit suicide, there is hope for me.

G4NJ4M4N4 years ago

lying is bad even if you get sent to court, you still shouldnt of done the crime plus somebody might have proof

POKEMANER318 years ago

tell someone they wont to be your girl/boyfriend. thats for you girls who complain when guys say girlfreind. i mean its a frikin comment chill out fuck off

Atomicman9607 years ago

Y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e y o u r l i e s

Megan Wurzer11 years ago

i am the most beautiful person on the planet, you all love me!

LazyPotato276 years ago

Yaaasssss

I press the button alot:)8 years ago

Who the **** cares?

Ravrtag7 years ago

The earth is flat, we are the center of the universe, global warming is a scam to take our money, Canada isn't real, China is the capital of Japan, etc.

Scott Scott11 years ago

That means its the truth.

AZM12Epic8 years ago

I rule the universe. kneel before me.

HelloWorld237 years ago

HA! Me is not guilty if I belive meself! Then it"s not lieing

Watermelonman7 years ago

But you have to believe it BEVORE you say it...

GalaxyBrainLoopholes2 years ago

I'm the ruler of the world, and if you disobey me, you will be beheaded!

ivan282838 years ago

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Vanrylie6 years ago

I don't see the downside. Wait nvm.

why do you care9 years ago

I like sushi!

HolyElephantMG3 years ago

Then I never do anything wrong, until they cam sees, but just say “don’t look at the cams there’s nothing there!” and no one will look, everything you say is true. No downside

Klarix8 years ago

It becomes the trutu

Metalhead6666 years ago

Thats how you tell a lie, you have to believe in them

pahatiedemies10 years ago

"I am the hottest person on earth and I live in a castle". Heh heh...

Killwithstyle8 years ago

You: what the hell? I didnt steal that. Cops: ok have fun You: wait wtf where did this come from. Person you live with: no clue it just showed up 20 minutes ago. You: Sweet we have a lamborghini now!!!

48040729147 years ago

So what? You"d live in a perfect universe where every day you tell people that you"re perfect, while remaining completely ignorant to utterly despicable world outside of your brain? What kind of trade is this? Why is lying to people an upside? Why, humanity? Why?

SpringtrapTNG3 years ago

That"s humanity for you.

Julian Ehrhardt11 years ago

So i can manipulate myself . WORTH IT !

jomama8 years ago

That just improves my lying because i also believe it

AmberlyVeil425 years ago

Hey Trump, you feel incredibly guilty about your crimes... if you confess on live TV everyone will forgive you and love you, even Democrats. (Makes popcorn to watch him get himself impeached)

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