I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.
BobMcBurger8 months ago
“your hottest daughter” I see where this is going.
*murders someone*
Says to cop "I didn't do it"
Gets away
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Watertoon8 years ago
I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.
It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.
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Viva la potato7 years ago
Scanning...
100% match for DONALD TRUMP
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xccxxccx8 years ago
I believe my lies anyways.
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lifehacker4206 years ago
*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”
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Watermelonman7 years ago
I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?
Watermelonman7 years ago
Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!
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Whatamidoing37 years ago
Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE
*world explodes*
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Watermelonman7 years ago
This statement is false.
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Vantage7 years ago
I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D
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Raven Felix Null11 years ago
So then I wouldn't feel guilty.
Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob I didn't kill Bob
Tell my professors that they graded my exams incorrectly whenever I get a bad grade. Tell suicidal people that they don't want to kill themselves. Tell myself I love healthy food. Tell someone that I love that they love me back.
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ItsCatBreadYT3 years ago
If this comment gets 1 thousand likes I will kill trump
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Young Discord8 years ago
You mean kinda like cartman from south park?
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Koyuki Iljan11 years ago
I'm spiderman.
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Poopadoop8 years ago
You make sarcasm impossible, soooo...NOPE!!!
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That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago
"Yes mom, I'm working!" /Now, time to type a stupid comment I'm "working" on.../
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manbaby178 years ago
sounds like my life already
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MrTinyGamer7 years ago
Just whisper this is a lie in the lie
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Talbott.h8 years ago
How do you play
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TotalWeirdo6 years ago
I'm secretly god.
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Foxy the Pirate8 years ago
Hes right who cares
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MankDemes567 years ago
I bought a Sesto Elemento last week and it broke Gimme a NEW ONE
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Axoura6 years ago
What’s the fucking point
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jintoya8 years ago
i dont lie...EVER (unless it is out of ignorance) therefor, i might already have this power.
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Boimoi7 years ago
Then don't lie duh
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Rajvir2 years ago
It"s an option rather than something always on, so easy enough especially since there"s lot of lies we tell ourselves such as this food is delicious and one of the best things I"ve ever had.
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Thompsonsmg8 years ago
its sad that i can say that i've actually lied enough to were i did believe my lies were truth.
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SkyeV8 years ago
Newfound self confidence lol
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Blackout-Button3 years ago
So you become the Karen god?
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OliverDreammur6 years ago
So most people on the internet?
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Emma Slender10 years ago
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thijl2005 years ago
Im phissically and socially attractive and not fat
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ceezar018 years ago
Doesn't make sense!
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Jaraskur7 years ago
I would say i can fly and because i belive myself i could
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topazwolf918 years ago
no, i lie too much to think my lies are true
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TeamKobus27 years ago
So i won't feel guilty.... Where"s the downside?
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RedButtonsAreFunToPress6 years ago
Anime is real!
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Duonne11118 years ago
I like to think highly of myself and talk to you as if were equal than its not hard to believe you could one day be like me
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Daven2 years ago
So I get to change reality? Cool
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AirKing8 years ago
lie and say you are a billionaire. Lie and say you have infinite money. Lie and say you have a power to tell the truth and not a power to lie.
Zoriu8 years ago
but the fact that you believe what you say, does not mean that it is true, so you would be liyng to yourself, if you say "i am millionare" you will believe it, but it wont be truth and you wouldnt know why. where the fuck is your money?
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AfricanMom6 years ago
*says to super-sporty person in his class* "I'm better than you at football."
*stares at me intensely* "OK, I take your word for it."
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