Will You Press The Button?

quickstirke7 years ago

FUCK my life! I'll NEVER FIND someone!! And I"M NEVER PART OF groups!! I'm always LEFTOUT!!!

Potwhole2 months ago

Bro is turning emo for a question

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Midean7 years ago

Does anyone get that this is a disguised means of accessing immortality? Sure it"d be lonely, but I can use the internet without contacting anyone. Automated online orders for food and necessities. CleverBot for "social" contact. Thankfully I"ve never b...[Show full comment]

Panifex6 years ago

Holy hell, you"re a genius.

rn_rn_rn8 years ago

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eat-my-fucking-oatmeal5 years ago

ni🅱️🅱️a belongs in r/ihadastroke

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elite king8 years ago

Get 40000grand then stop its only a month

TuroKK0075 years ago

Math isn't your strong side.

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Imitaterdrone7 years ago

Rob for your own food and necessities no one will be there and return to humanity when you have enough money

JL17766 years ago

Who’s Rob

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Nasho3 years ago

NOOOOO NOT THE PETS

swgrisiaf7 years ago

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RarahPSE7 years ago

What is up with this comment?

JinhoKim6 years ago

I dream of people I hate

Foodisbae187 years ago

Quit the job for an hour to watch bill nye

Hiphop757 years ago

You can really tell that people are growing too dependent on technology when someone makes something like this . . . And there is such a thing as reading

AwesomeBro4047 years ago

Know that. Pressed.

Ajrocks5677 years ago

I love reading, so I will read and eat for the next 10 years, and then be happy and rich

Table_Pepper8 years ago

Doesn't say anything about books

nukechicken6 years ago

Too long to read

jakeliweiquan6 years ago

I WILL NOT GIVE UP CONTACTS

UltraRaglo8 years ago

AGGHGHGHHHH I CANT LIVE WITHOUT INTERNETE!!

xxhh3 years ago

没有互联网的话有点难受，获得爱人也不是必须，现在又不是吃不上饭，这个buff并不吸引人

BoiZeBery6 years ago

Go a few weeks with out internet it"s not hard then stop getting money

Curly Whirly7 years ago

okay so a year of solitude playing nothing but offline video games, save up for a long time. The love of my life already gives me her unwavering love so she wont just stop because i managed to save a tonne of cash

TuroKK0075 years ago

How am I supposed to get grocery without making contact with the cashier?

TrueBlue78496 years ago

NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sukmypotatoe8 years ago

ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Raven13238 years ago

Raven1323 WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You gain the ability to smooth talk your way through any situation. but Your voice sounds like macaroni and cheese being stirred. Share Comments Cody James Carter 46 years ago | Likes: 68 "D...[Show full comment]

RohanSheppard7 years ago

What if the girl of my dreams is a complete moron? Or I hate her personality?

papersnakelast year

than she wouldn't be the girl of your dreams if you hate her

appledashmotherfucker2 years ago

So I'll live in a jungle with some monah and golddigger bitches?

Ginamojo7 years ago

I love animals to much

DonkeyXGamer8 years ago

No contact with anybody? That means no buying food. You would literally die.

Kajalaka8 years ago

Grow it dipshit

jshaw716 years ago

To go the theaters, internet cafes, and friends houses to watch TV, and use internet

Evert123_7 years ago

Collect money at night.

ShadowCrawler7 years ago

No thanks, I get a job and make more than 39 thousand dollars a year and still talk to people

Aeirohide_Prime7 years ago

SAME

Rilln4 years ago

Hey simple... i wait 3 weeks and then get unwavering love.

Kittycatgomeowmeow6 years ago

What if you were poor and needed money just get a lot of money then quit the deal and then boom your rich

Droitzel8 years ago

Sure. I don't like people interrupting my books/music and such.

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM2 years ago

If I want to become a billionaire I don't need TV or anything else + when I become rich then I can quit and enjoy my android TV with my favourite snack. : )

Lzke6 years ago

So I'll get that much money for the rest of school (finally being productive, lol) and then I'll just live from that...

DunkleSans8 years ago

Well you can stop when ever you want... so get the money get the girl and stop. Then you can use the money to by new games at steam or where ever you buy games.

RizeKamishiro8 years ago

What if I just get the money I need then stop receiving the money :D

Aeirohide_Prime7 years ago

HELL NO I LOVE THE INTERNET

Yodamaster33337 years ago

You can get the money and buy pets and tv and internet because you have the money

StudentAshlynStorts6 years ago

i would just get my own wifi like make my own compney

Sans And Papyrus8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter8 years ago

STOP. THIS. BULLSHIT. RIGHT. NOW.

kawaiisushi227 years ago

worth it.. (jk)

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM2 years ago

I can live without mama and anyone else, and doing so for ages!

Stropey6 years ago

Introverts be rolling over their graves

TomboyChill8 years ago

Oh heck to the no! I can not live without friends,family,or wifi!!!

Piggy of search engines 8 years ago

Oh yea

CastielWinchesterMishaAckles6 years ago

no contact with pets is horrible but having no internet is worse, i would be so bored

FranceAlain7 years ago

Just save the money you earn every week and when you think the money you saved is enough to last you a lifetime, then stop so you could be with the love of your life and be able to communicate again. 😂