You can learn any language in 2 weeks
but
You cannot control which language you speak and cannot censor yourself
I will not


EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago
*Writes in another language while silently speaking the translation to myself*

MartinJalukse7 years ago
but you cant control what language u use

Maypaws3 years ago
Fine with me except the no censoring. I have to censor myself a lot.

GamerLuna3608 years ago
fuck! (in italian) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? srry i cant control it(when in reality i did that on purpose

fuckingidiot8 years ago
BONJOUR! AUSHWITZ BREASTS OF THE OBLITERATION

Daniel Hernández Rino11 years ago
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iissaabbeelllaaalast year
lmao
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Davvedido7 years ago
I can talk the monkies language - oo aa

Josh LeGrand11 years ago
oh hell yes! Offend everyone with a poly-lingual verbal thrashing? Confuse the ever living fuck out of xenophobic douchmonkeys? have full up intellectual conversations will people from around the world in non-linear internet chat environments? where is there a downside?!

Cry DeRemer11 years ago
This is more like a superpower it would be the most amazing thing ever

Beaudagod8 years ago
Very very very hard dicision it almost autocorrect to DICK

Buttercup10 years ago
agreed with comment below vvvv

olvvvvlo8 years ago
ha ha ha, this may be funny to see.

candycrystal386 years ago
Im good with the language sooo ya

DiqWhole32217 years ago
Nigggggerrrrrr

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter8 years ago
So, you parfois change the language du spröchst. That's bueno. Je suis down with that merda.

CSXsonic9 years ago
I already cannot censor myself

BreKelly6 years ago
Mabye i might get the ones i want tou learn

LunAries8 years ago
It would be so funny, just imagine it! :D

yofacegamer7 years ago
It says I can, I don’t have to

OBITOUCHIHAAA8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

AnthonyStuart8 years ago
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Endi8 years ago
hhehehehehe i will be cursing in alien language

ViolinAxolotl2 years ago
One day I just screech at somebody incoherently in German

SCP Foundation8 years ago
HELLO ЗАСРАНЦЫ!

Xaron9810 years ago
Well, for one you might piss someone off that's really important. Second, couldn't you just get a TARDIS and be done with it?

Infradread8 years ago
How are people commenting on this website from 46 years ago!?

fuckingidiot8 years ago
Its a glitch,the makers of this site seem to not care about fixing it at the time being..

Reginald Rose11 years ago
who says i dont already not censor myself

NeroAngeloM6 years ago
no thanks I already have AD

OBITOUCHIHAAA8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

xXTROLLERXx8 years ago
i dont always talk but when i do i keep talking to make it worse

double_d1239 years ago
Sounds like me already.

GamingBro_Zack8 years ago
XD and right at this one I got an add for learning languages!

GamingHub5 years ago
Bonjour negro

catsimakittycAT7 years ago
i already know how speak soudi ado ce se o

Amethystia228 years ago
I would end up saying something horrible to someone important... I just know it...

justjoking8 years ago
Just write if you need to communicate. Learn any language in 2 weeks? I could communicate with the world within a year...I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITHIN TWO YEARS...

DeadlySinChaos7 years ago
But sadly kinda have terrets for every language exept english? I guess im fine with that.

CAMOGUY148 years ago
I can learn those so hell fucking no

Secondhand_Silence10 years ago
I can't censor myself anyway!! XD

beefoo2 months ago
guys i left the taquitos in the oven and they burned

SemiIsback6 years ago
ummm so Hallo oh sorry cant control

megalot8 years ago
why the fucking hell would I want to censor my shit, motherfucker!?

Arno Van Ranst11 years ago
Ik aime zu live dangerously

OBITOUCHIHAAA8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Quidditch12347 years ago
Brilliant

Cosmic Communist8 years ago
There are over 7,000 languages in existence right now, and countless more dead ones. Statistically speaking I would not learn any useful language that I'd even bother spending an hour learning, let alone two weeks.

azazel9 years ago
lol troll my Spanish teacher

Codrinelul8 years ago
Hi, beacouse Bonjour deja esti.

Joshua Goldsmith11 years ago
One sentence 12 languages all of the butt hurt

Adudelol3 years ago
cool sure you sound like a douche bag but everyone you talk to will know that you are always advanced in languages N O M A T T E R W H A T

TheButton1016 years ago
Hello ወሃተ aር you ዶiነገ SHOOT WHAT THE Fuቸከ!!!!!! Bruh .-.

Not Here8 years ago
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