Will You Press The Button?

BigDicksSmellGood3 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

…And that’s enough internet for tonight (11 PM EST)

Nightkilla8 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE8 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare10 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h098 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical8 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd7 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Magnarwhal7 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

Joe Sturwold11 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_2 years ago

yes

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C7 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack7 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover7 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad6 years ago

Forever

Chase Tobiassen11 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper88last year

Checkmate

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a potato8 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17006 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex7 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal7 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16267 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid7 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming11 years ago

LET THEM COME.

magnar12349 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Daniel McDonagh11 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1016 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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Bofo19910 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver11 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan8 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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Rhett Overbay11 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony11 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith11 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard11 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

stillfuture2075 years ago

I have an army

HyruleBall8 years ago

IM FUCKING READY BRING THE SPIDERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SnakeTanner7 years ago

Im fine just as long as they stay off the roof

kpmrocks338 years ago

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Weirdo888 years ago

Fuckyuuuuu <3

Inazuma238 years ago

OH MY GOD THE SPIDER NO! FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

ineedmoremoney9 years ago

Minute starts at 3pm no

FunnyFace7 years ago

Barricade your house from the inside. That good enough? Or just build a passage from your yard through your basement and out the other side of your yard.