Will You Press The Button?

FlameBlaze8 years ago

The 50% who pressed the button are stupid egoistical assholes

Kawaiianlast year

26 now

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piplup6 years ago

Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.

ButtonPresser956 years ago

Parodox...

Tymberlejk7 years ago

I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.

Hysteria4 years ago

this comment is really something.

SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural8 years ago

No, this is horrible. 50 to 50 How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?

TimmyTheHobo7 years ago

He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System

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Fordamemes4 years ago

me:jokes on you im all alone....forever my brain:no.. i think the jokes on you

QueenK1018 years ago

Never going to say yes to this

dankmemes1017 years ago

*stands next to JB* *presses button*

dankmemes1017 years ago

Yeah. I have a link to the list if you want to check it out. http://imgur.com/FFxrQrp

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Katerx7 years ago

Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE

DeltaRune14237 years ago

... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*

BroBoxBeat8 years ago

"John why in the dumps"(ðŸ˜‚)"my mom died"(ðŸ˜)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"

LeaveG8 years ago

But how can you be happy then?

and-peggy7 years ago

Sit next to somebody you hate, push button

Zaffr38 years ago

This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.

Xile5237 years ago

Become super close to trump

Reaper1016 years ago

I'm already depressed and I don't mind skip de button

WolfRex6 years ago

I don't have anyone closer to me than others. I hate everyone equally

DaNormalHuman5 months ago

fuck the whoever that closest guy is

WeedCard7 years ago

That means laughing at a funeral

mazmaz8 years ago

fuck you ^

ThiccBoi695 years ago

My brother becomes sad. Oh well.

Eldeuqe6 years ago

Doesn't say in terms of relationship or distance, nor does it say if distance, it would be from a deceased body so really, if you"re in a graveyard and you press the button you"d be happy for your life with no downsides because the dead person won't be hap...[Show full comment]

whatstill507 years ago

if someone presses the button they don't want to be sad ever and they don't want the closest person to be happy. No upside

EvilFlower20XX8 years ago

I CANNOT FEEL BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEONE SAD!

soghzdliufhl7 years ago

Fuck off

BloodyAnimeKiller7 years ago

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EveryNameIsTaken83723 years ago

Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person

Kittenlover1016 years ago

Wait so I'm never happy again

Rick_Astley8 years ago

What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy

soghzdliufhl7 years ago

But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think. Jackson Wang Amber Liu Drac...[Show full comment]

DrittvennenEplet6 years ago

Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.

Dilan8 years ago

Worth it

Cutie4life4 years ago

But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....

rainbowsuzanna7 years ago

Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)

soghzdliufhl7 years ago

People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot

JackyIsExtremelyWacky6 years ago

Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago

Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-

Slome_jelle7 years ago

What"s happy? Can I eat it?

camwinn3 years ago

Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.

Look4thestars6 years ago

How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?

Paperstuffandcats6 years ago

MY GOD that"s AWFAUL

Dederju1298 years ago

Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..

WryGoat8 years ago

Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.

soghzdliufhl7 years ago

Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe...[Show full comment]

Hysteria4 years ago

what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die

Spark_y_is_bad7 years ago

*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*

someoneasking6 years ago

I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon

Lolwut6 years ago

Just Stand Next To An Emo It Said The Person Closest To You

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf8 years ago

It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.

ShadowfangTC7 years ago

Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.

soghzdliufhl7 years ago

But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew

AxisOliveYT3 years ago

hell N O

rexafun127 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Jagged-Unicorn6 years ago

I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't

takahashi016 years ago

You will never get my free will!

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