Will You Press The Button?

MrTrollface7 months ago

20 million dollars and 20 free butlers? Sign me up!

smittyaintwitty8 years ago

So... Make a 1000 children and have 1 billion dollars and a baby army to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mrduck273 years ago

Is your uterus okay?

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Lostsoul13137 years ago

Didn't say you couldn't sell them 😈

anonymousish6 years ago

Selling actually still means giving them away

KateM7 years ago

Saying "make" is very vague so you could just make a bunch of robot children that don't need to be watched over. Problem solved.

WhiteLotusGod6 years ago

Didn’t even think of that

Mac Tonight8 years ago

RIP ASEXUALS

Schplexus3 years ago

@Tricky why would only straight people be fine with this?

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543 years ago

You guys are getting paid?

Joanna Mott11 years ago

"you have to make at least 20 childs" childs...... childssssssssssssss....... CHILDS. ............................................no..............................................

AcidXxRayne3 years ago

never said you cant kill the kids

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duffin_138 years ago

Kill the child once its born

JustLikeTheySay7 years ago

HOLY SHIZ THAT IS DARK

Cosmical8 years ago

I dont think people give birth to "childs"

Mateypotatey20176 years ago

U have a fuckload of money and have a whole heap of kids just pay someone to look after them

JamesMalouf6 years ago

you can’t pay for services

LGBOUNCER6 years ago

Your a millionaire hire someone to take care of them there still in you custody so technically your not getting rid of them

Little Miss Spiteful6 years ago

1) make 20 sculptures of children 2) get money 3) sell sculptures for more money 4) profit

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie7 years ago

I could open a hospital for woman who"s husband can't make here pregnant. They walk in, I test them for an STD, If there good, I fuck them, impregnate them, give the $250"000. So they get $250"000 and a child they wanted, i get $750"000 and amazing "sessio...[Show full comment]

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie7 years ago

Maybe give them $20"000. That"s still a lot of money.

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie7 years ago

I could open a hospital for husbands that can't make children (you know). So, they come into the hospital, I fuck them, pimpergnat

ConradAult7 years ago

You can just donate sperm or eggs, and it would still count as making them.

Sciltar7 years ago

You can just kill them... And it never said you had to give birth to a child, just that you had to "make it". Step 1: acquire a large amount of clay. Step 2: make very small child like dolls. Step 3: ????? Step 4: profit

Dodger997 years ago

$1,000,000 per child after 20 children. Make the 20 children in just 4 years with 5 different girls. Spend $500,000 on a ton of lottery tickets per child, having pretty good chances of winning each time, being able to provide for all of them. Perfect system right there

unaturalkitten7 years ago

20 childs

Cormac Beirne8 years ago

Who needs to give them away when you can just push the expecting mother down the stairs

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago

how have i got this one again?

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago

Didn't say we couldn't sell them, but they spelt "children" wrong so downside is invalid. They also added an unnescessary "s" at the end of "million" so the upside is invalid.This button is invalid.

echometer6 years ago

YOU CAN'T ____MAKE____ BABIES! ONLY GOD CAN

ValerieParker6 years ago

100 Babies Challenge, here I come! It"s a Sims 3 challenge. (I would say Sims 4, as well, but the toddler daddy glitch ruined that). What? Did you think that I would seriously have that many children irl? I'm not a breeder!

Pffff6 years ago

what are childs?

Chubbie6 years ago

children online.

C7 years ago

But what if you"re a man? By definition, boys can't make babies.

Panifex7 years ago

Whom did you kill to get that username?

Thatonekidjellyfish7 years ago

They didn't day They had to be realones, I could just make clay kids or an oc

mntp1907last month

You went from 0 to 100 real fast with that orc

Cow_Patrol7 years ago

Rip everyone in the LGBT community

Matthew Ryan Ames11 years ago

If I can't raise 20 kids on 20 million, something's wrong.

mrcowpushesbuttons7 years ago

Wait they said we cant give them away we can sell them for 1 cents

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itsabird667 years ago

I don't need an instant $1,000,000 usd if I don't have kids I could probably live off of breadsticks from Olive Garden

caden1017 years ago

British

PlayMoreGames8 years ago

How to MAKE a child? "Mom, where do you buy the body parts? And the sewing kits?"

Commissar8 years ago

English motherfucker

soapyfoten9 years ago

ew. i hate kids.

543 years ago

I, too, hate myself

Lily Snow Wolfe11 years ago

thats ok ill just smuther them no harm done

LlamaDrama6 years ago

Child aboose

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Mahziel Light11 years ago

Doesn't say I can't let the mother keep them. That's not even giving it away. More like perpetually ignoring their existence.

Owenbruhlast year

Bro it’s just a button don’t be a Karen

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xX_FABRIZ_Xx8 years ago

im a caring father yes i would have 20 children

Tricky7 years ago

First error, assuming I am heterossexual. Second error, assuming I want kids. Third error, assuming I live in the USA. Fourth error, treating people as objects you can produce. Fifth error, grammar. Now why the hell would I press the button?

LitteralyGod7 years ago

You sound like a little bitch...

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YandereBanana478 years ago

I already want 25 kids with Luka. No downside

Speed-of-sound Sonic8 years ago

I'll just remain poor then

sonictorin9 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]