Will You Press The Button?

Derpyspaghetti8 years ago

That would equate to about 82 deaths in the average life-span. No thanks.

SteamyPizzaR0llslast year

82 instead of 200? Fuck yes

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CalebBird6 years ago

Wait I love me and no one else, dose that mean ill die and marry my self?

Hyltran6 months ago

I would say that you can’t press this if you can only love yourself.

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KylerLarsen7 years ago

And with my luck the first person to die would be the love of my life. Fuck that

TheNerdLord4 years ago

That would add up really fast.

SleepyReapy7 years ago

What if I hate everybody?

Brokovnik2 years ago

you dont marry anyone and noone dies

Destroy50007 years ago

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Brokovnik2 years ago

wtf

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TheOOOF4 years ago

Uh oh... Fuck you immortality button...

Buzzer588 years ago

It wouldn't matter because one of my relatives die each year anyways

theemeraldking12 months ago

But did you love them??????

Dirty_wet_poopy_poower_hole7 years ago

No one would die

Goldenunicorn42113 years ago

What about the new found love of your life?

Ryanmroxz6 years ago

I'm love Justin bieber so much

Reallysoup20236 years ago

Doesn’t that cancel out the happy part???

NotDuckie7 years ago

I love trump

Trouble-follows7 years ago

So you marry the LOVE of your life, but someone you LOVE dies every year... Mmmm...pass

BUTTONBREAKER7 years ago

well youre still happy....

Yaboimancityfan8 years ago

Hell nah

CraftE048 years ago

Another thing to think about, one of the loved ones could be your wife. Your overthrown with greif and commit suicide. Not worth it. Obviously I care about the loved ones dieing too

EzBeThatPotterChick7 years ago

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bradenhomseys038 years ago

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MohamadMogharbel7 years ago

I"d run out of people by 30.

Gamergirl12342 years ago

Money can’t buy happiness.

Lord Hydra9 years ago

But what if I don't love anyone? I married "the love of my life" for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

l-mitch237 years ago

it says you become happy, so i"m guessing you don't have to go through the grief of losing someone.

Jibanyan8 years ago

Now I remember that I don't love anybody because I'm livin' thug life.

IAmJeesus8 years ago

Yh dude... Thug life chose us!!!!1!1!1!1!!11!!!1!!1!1

OguzhanYigit7 years ago

Wow there is a lot of spam here

captain mcderp8 years ago

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Vanverd8 years ago

That's basically real life

GamingSimon8 years ago

What if my only love is myself? Does that mean That I am the one dying this year o.o? Hell no.

BatOutta6668 years ago

fuck marriage

roseclaw9 years ago

Then, I won't be happy

Xenonyx8 years ago

Rip comments lol. The last guy spammed. The question is, if the only person I love is the one that I marry, do they die? If yes, I choose no. If no, I choose yes.

Chicoti Dungula Bmo11 years ago

i would get drunk alot and love everyone, that way no one i "really" care about dieds. also i would lower my standers

Pyromanaic24787 years ago

How would you be happy

AF6 years ago

Two of my great- grandparents lived over a hundred years. I do sports and eat healthy food. With this combined, most chances are I'll live a long life. So no.

duuuuuuuude8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Elemental_Cat7 years ago

Just smite the nonbelievers

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captain mcderp8 years ago

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annabanana105798 years ago

Im good

Vulcan28 years ago

Okay, WTFF (What the f****** F***) kind of question is that?

3Dcole7 years ago

What happened if you only love yourself

Mr_Man0816last year

Just says "I love you" to people you hate and don't say I love you to people you love

J4gs73ri09 years ago

Me: I WILL NOT! Wait.. I don't know anybody!

throwaway7 years ago

*love of your life immediately dies on year one

XBKX8 years ago

Fuck no, I prefer to be poor and sometimes sad (still too young to marry anyone so I don't care really too) than watch people I love die...

Migdin17 years ago

I wouldmt be happy if someone i loved dies every year.

captain mcderp8 years ago

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