Have all the powers of superman
but
You look like a 3 year old and never age
I will not


Hardin56878 years ago
I never age? So I never die? And I would still have my intelligence because I only LOOK like a 3 year old. I LOVE IT!

SpamtonG.Spamtonlast year
never aging doesn't mean you never die, you can still get killed by everything except time

Barneytubbie8 years ago
Babies can get away with anything... WAIT does my Dickinson change size too?

Kurbiskuchen4 years ago
Superdick
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Brainless Wizard8 years ago
Super baby looks better than Super man

Meggles Sploofimax11 years ago
Sooo... I get to be a powerpuff girl? sure why not? superpowers hell yeah!

Complexfred1510 months ago
Well I’ll be a power puff boy but alright
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JacobyVance8 years ago
Is that comment legit 46 years old

GangsternauwL7 years ago
Guys. Stop being stupid. Thanks
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Bgames6 years ago
Go superbaby!

AlyciaMezquita7 years ago
batman beats superman

Sylica_Telca7 years ago
So Powerpuff girl got it.

TheDawg18 years ago
Ability to change age the rules of the "will you press the button" game and hack life :)

KenWasHere217 years ago
Superman doesn't have that ability
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rytrick8 years ago
that would be amazing. i would blow people's minds every day.

GoatMan8 years ago
can never go to jail

DOCTORWHONERDO8 years ago
I'd love to be an intelligent, cute human with amazing powers! No Downside AW YEAH!

Sasha Newman-Court11 years ago
don't have to go to school, can save the world, villains wont want to kill me cos I look cute... sounds like a good deal!

Dark223 years ago
47 years ago ftw?!
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Lorne Inglis11 years ago
I dont see a downside to this

Genocide Sans8 years ago
The police would never expect a baby to rob all the world's bank in 5 mins MWAHAHAHAHA

skypc3 years ago
this just sounds hilarious

Popularmmos9 years ago
Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

ForceFriend7 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, cute!

Zinky8 years ago
Little cute girl with superpowers. Like Joker looks at me : 'Awwww what a cute baby!' Then i kill him :D

epic971015 years ago
I"d be a powerpuff girl

dcicio710 years ago
Superman wow

lark8 years ago
I can order off of the kid's menu again!!! score!

Aaron Floyd8 years ago
Superbaby

qwerty12348 years ago
SUPER BABY

h_ledford5 months ago
I would love it but living forever would suck I'd probably do it if I could live until the end of humanity

Final9 years ago
Superman is horrible why even put him in here

essie7 years ago
Soo.Do i still get a life

Katplushy4 years ago
Super baby!

Zenzerbeth9 years ago
I'm immortal, cute, hilarious to anyone watching and I can fight crime? Downside?

DeltaRune14237 years ago
Awesome + adorable = BEST. THING. EVER!

i-am-button.com8 years ago
dont care but what if the three year old looks like me??? >:D

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KatCat6 years ago
*goes and 3D prints a mask of her current self before pressing the button

Jeshua Griffith11 years ago
where is the lost

Kitaro6 years ago
Sorry but I dont want to poop in my...

Wildclaw1158 years ago
3 year old what though. 3 year old giant ?

Loophole-alert7 years ago
LOOPHOLE: Power to not look like a 3 year old conflicts with the downside.

blobs948 years ago
I don't want to have superman's powers I'd die every time I touch friction kryptonite

MachoManShark8 years ago
He doesn't die, it just takes his powers.

Maypaws2 years ago
Cool, I'm a magical loli.

Shendyr9 years ago
superheroes sux

IM NOT A ROBOT8 years ago
Hey dawg I heard you like supa man so we made a supa baby

Supercoolman3175 years ago
Wait so I get to be superman and I'm adorable......downside?

Good God A Bear10 years ago
So... would my dick be 3 year old size too? Because if so, nope

gilcosta638 years ago
Don't care , girls love 3 year old superheroes

flash-gnash6 years ago
Villain: Aww it"s a cute baby! SuperInfant: *vomits acid on villain*

KawaiiCelebi8 years ago
Super baby to the rescue! *comes flying in carrying a car*

Jackcepticeyerocks8 years ago
U would become superbaby

Avis19 days ago
LOL i get to enjoy bacon forEVER! PUSHED IT LOOOOOL

Akram8 years ago
Do bad stuff, then you look completely innocent (you're 3 years old) THUG LIFE!

Nuub7 years ago
Jicklypuff (from super smahs pros)
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