Will You Press The Button?

Night Cat8 years ago

"Newsflash, a blindfolded superhero is on a mission to eradicate all ducks!"

usoutlaw7 years ago

well it only says you become afraid when you see them. if you hear it you might be scared but you aren't going to brake down. you can use you super hearing to hear the ducks before you see them and then close your eyes and just navigate by sound

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DankDoge4life7 years ago

Breaking News! Donald Duck has robbed 12 banks!

Lzke6 years ago

Fffffffuuuu...

Justsomerandomnobody2 years ago

Oddly specific.

uncleltr7 years ago

Drinking game: Take a shot every time you see a button about superhero powers.

SpamtonG.Spamtonlast year

you"d be guilty of destroying humanity

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Stephan Barger11 years ago

what if i use my powers to kill all ducks?

Caribou2 years ago

We often destroy what we fear.

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EmmaFlores7 years ago

Hell yes! Jace Herondale, is that you?

Stavros2017GG7 years ago

I live somewhere that ducks are not ever near

oldnotweak8 years ago

so just listen for them and close your eyes and crush them all with an atomic thunderclap

Isabel Reedman11 years ago

Will Herondale wrote this

Olivia Whelan11 years ago

Will? Will Herondale is that you?

Http_halfblood6 years ago

What if I call for help and someone kills all the ducks?

ilkkuri18 years ago

Ducks are very rare here where i live so no downside

Honeybadgerkc317 years ago

Use your powers to not be afraid

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX8 years ago

Jokes on you my country dont have ducks

K558 years ago

i dont mind if i cry/wet myself by ducks if some one makes fun of me i kill them and there family and eat there corpses (my family dose not count)

JosÃ© Silva11 years ago

I won't be able to watch Pewdiepie if I choose Yes, so I'll say no

Jarmeshere7 years ago

Just don't go duck sighting

Epiphemeral9 years ago

Find a place where ducks aren't particularly native to... Also, carry around extra underwear just in case.

bananatheo32 years ago

one of my superhuman powers is knowing what"s around me with my eyes closed lol

cadikai8 years ago

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Kitten117658 years ago

It doesn't .

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MajesticCookie8 years ago

overcome my fear. done

SanKen3 years ago

infinity snap the ducks

Dragons25098 years ago

What if you use your power to be fearless? Of everything?

MegaSpeedTrap17 years ago

I think the person who wrote this has a problem with ducks, just guessing here

Pimpacity8 years ago

Does this include pictures of ducks?

Acenio7 years ago

Ye i may cry but ill just vaporize meh tears an' da duckzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Karakui9 years ago

Gain the superhuman ability to censor all ducks that enter your field of view.

Spoop_M87 years ago

flight and telapathy use telapathy to extirmanate all ducks #nomorecurry

jjawsome9988 years ago

I like ducks

Pandaman90098 years ago

what if you remove your tear glands and wear super absorbent underpants

pil5557 years ago

Why don't you care about weting yourself that would be sooooooooooooooooo cool, or you could use dipers all around the day after day after day after well you get it. it won't be that bad.......... IT WILL BE AWSOME.

HornDinosaur6195 years ago

Just become blind and have all other senses extremely powerful

Ben133458 years ago

It's like kriptinite

MadaraUchiha8 years ago

Duckafobia anyone? If i were to choose this then I'm sorry duck lovers but ducks will be put on the list of endangered species leading to extinct, otherwise we can all enjoy ducks (cooked or alive)

SANNESSS6 years ago

Hmmm... WHAT IF I USE MY POWERS TO NOT SEE DUCKS?!

totti8 years ago

i would force pepole to kill ever duck in the hole world

FapKing7 years ago

no i dont wanna cry from the mirror

~Wave~length~8 years ago

Worth it.

TitouanPontet6 years ago

Didn't says for how long I would be afraid of them

natan7638 years ago

i almost never see ducks

Hamistagan7 years ago

denmark is full of those little buggers but i think i could eradicate them

Blahgirlson9 years ago

Once I'm done with crying/wetting myself, I'd use my superhuman abilities to A) Prove that I'm not a wimp and that I just have a terminal fear of ducks, and B) Kill the duck

mynameis_ehe3 years ago

No. Ducks are real fucking cool.

Killwithstyle8 years ago

*fighting rival* HOLY SHIT HAT THE FUCK IS THAT IS THAT A DUCK!!!!!!! *uses laser vision to blow up duck*

RoxasElite9 years ago

Sounds like the relief character on an anime...

GameBoyR4 years ago

News flash: A blindfolded superhero with noise-blocking headphones is on the run to eradicate all ducks

Kg27278 years ago

You can easily destroy the duck or have the power to be unafraid of ducks

TEDDNIEUW7 years ago

I don't see a duck very often so I don't care!

Laser_Gamer8 years ago

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Loophole1016 years ago

Power of destruction. Destroy all ducks

WhiteLotusGod6 years ago

The real reason thanos needed the infinity stones

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